ATV Florida Forum

 A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
 stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
 quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
 
 The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
 to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
 
 "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
 
 "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
 you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
 stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
 and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
 
 The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"
 
 To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear
 power  when you don't know sh*t?"

LMAO!

LOL Funny