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This is a true story folks..........I woke up in my camp to find this person sleeping in the closed room. I tried to wake him up for 5 minutes and couldnt. I left the door open and went inside my trailer for 45 minutes to call the cops, thinking he was dead. ??? 45 minutes later his came walking out! I think I save his live!

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LMAO are you for real ? thats some crazy sh*t what did he say to you when he walked out ?

Dude, this is for real!  He said that it was well vent..... :-\

hahahaha...hes stupid

PFFFT, and my mom thought I was stupid....

Thats funny .................Vote people!


Oh.......ali so I found dead animals in that room, because of the generator!

I think he liked the vibrations from the generator :D

That may be true..... It does look like he been riding the mud holes!  ;D

 Looks like he was riding a BROWN BOTTLE :o

Thats crazy!!! I think he may be a little off his rocker.

lol thats jackL isnt it

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im dumb....But not that dumb :o

Did you ever ask him why he went in there in the first place?

Kinda creppy lol

yeaa very wierd he kinda looks like my cuzin
was his name jason ?

Oh that must be the pic from River Ranch right ? I'm thinking about buying in there.

Well lets see, after completely destroying the only mud there till 5:00am, all the beer (three cases) and a bottle of Jack Daniels I towed the last mud warrior back to his camp three miles away soaking wet and I was cold. Real cold!
Not wanting to bring the 4" of mud covering my self into my hosts camp, and a no fire order I decided rather than lose a finger or worse to frostbite, I made the best possible decision. ;)

For the record, a squirrel was chillin out in there for hours before I got there, and hung out with me for the three hours I slept on that generator. ;) Please note, it was the ONLY sleep I had for the entire weekend. Friday to Monday morning at 1:00AM when I hit my bed in Broward.

When I jumped up without the first sign of CO poisoning...LMAO, (I will share some truly scary pictures later of some of these death traps there.) I went to another riders camp at 8:00am to continue to ride. They declined because they didn't want to get dirty or something silly like that.

Here is a video and some pics from that Sunday AM ride. Don't look like I had a problem. A shame only one dude was there.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4720205742254415966&hl=en

Lets explore the true purpose of this ridiculous poll. I out drank, out rode and out 'not slept' everyone present and they just can't stand it. My stock Vinson showed it ain't the bike but the rider that makes things happen. ;)

Oh yeah, maybe it is this post I made.

http://www.floridaatv.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=46&topic=1882.0

Please feel free to comment on any or all points I have asked, or make a retarded poll or post instead. ;)

It did shake most all the mud off! A true shame a picture of the floor wasn't posted. LMFAO.

So you're busy making friends I see Jackl :o ;) ;D ;D ;D

His name is Jack.

I tell it like it is. Some people can't handle that. I don't have any room for hypocrites in my life.

was that really you jackL?

It sure was, and the story I told is 100% true. I love how the post is full of misdirection
to make me look like an idiot. The shack also has a diesel generator with an exhaust leak that wasn't running...but don't let facts confuse the issue. :)

This is a retaliatory post/poll because I had the nerve to talk about River ranch in a public forum, (the link is in my reply above) and quite similar to the ban jackL thread probably from the same author using a sockpuppet name. It is a shame it was deleted because of the landslide victory I had in it. I would love to trot it out right now. Apparently some people can't stand being taken to school by a guy with long, pretty hair.  8)

lol bro your crazy.Atleast you had fun and rode all weekend unlike some people probably

Sure look pink in that picture. ;) I thought dead folks were blue...oh yeah, CO poisoned people are ALWAYS blue.
I suppose now you will tell us that you took the picture after 45 minutes or something? (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif)

Another thing, it took you 45 minutes to try and call the police..? Must have been using a junk Nextel! (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif) (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif) (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif)
If anyone ever finds me on the trail in trouble, please grab my MetroPCS from my pocket and get help quick.   :o


Anyway, thanks for accommodations. The last time I slept so well I had to put nearly $10 in the bed.  8)

My first words were, "Lets ride!" Second were, "Where is the hose, my radiator is clogged with mud."

JackL, you make this site enjoyable.  I've been a guest for many months and have always enjoyed your posts.  If you're at 8th&157 this Saturday, hopefully we can hook up and you can show me where the good mud holes are.  I'll be on a Vinson Camo and my son (your age) on a blue Raptor 700.  Keep posting, they keep a lot of us entertained and informed.
 ;) ;)

Jack as a bunch of other screen name on this site and he likes attention .............Beware people who you ride with.

Jack ?

So far 4 different screen names

very smart (no problem its well vented)  4 (17.4%)  
I have no brain cells any way  12 (52.2%)
Sorry but I was born this way  7 (30.4%)
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I want to see how many screen names you have on this site. You're legend in your own mind!  

I believe YOU may have been inhaling some exhaust fumes my man. I have ONE screen name here. I am certain if I tried to post with multiple names, I would suffer the same fate Bounty/AD did, considering just who hates me here. ;)

I am just a guy who likes to ride, NOT start crap 365/24/7 on the internet with people I barely know. I can assure you every vote in my favor is from a real person, UNLIKE the other votes.

You see, ANYONE with half a brain can look at the picture and know what I say is true. I'm sorry you posted the picture, if you would have told your little fairy tale WITHOUT it I might have looked bad.  8)

Thanks for your support. I notice only real riders seem to enjoy my posts. ;)
We will definitely ride.

Ain't that the truth. I will certainly keep it in mind. Perhaps you should contact a moderator about my ADD. Hahahahahaha. ;)

You appear to be half man - half ape. From the looks in that picture you have a hump or something on your back and small gorilla hands. You also are a post hizzzzoorrrrr! But I think you keep it real, unlike many on this board.  Ride on Jackl! Are you related to QT?

Bahahahahaha!! Funniest post in a week!!!!  Btw, I am a post fluffer. ;)

Hey Jack, all you need is a pair of "Hater Blocker's".
You should play that song on your next video LOL.

how dumb am I ? Well I was dumb enough to open this thread  ???
 :D

This story has a twist on it in the favor of the person that wrote it as most ppl will.  No one hung out b/c we were sick and tired of listening to you run your mouth.  After 5-6 hours anyone will get tired of it.  As for mud?  I don't mud my quad anymore.  It doesn't make me any less of a rider.  I just chose to not have to rebuild it again.  Any questions on that feel free to talk to ATP about what it did to my favorite toy.  No one cares to out drink each other.  That's not the goal of drinking unless you are an alcoholic.   It was not Jack that was being shot from the bottle.  It was jack wanna be liquor that was poured into a Jack bottle.  Kind of weird right there.  I was also asked if I brought my helmet so I didn't hit my head after I was drank under the table.  Who in their mind thinks that drinking a chick under the table is a cool thing? 

No one that was there was jealous of this guy.  Just ask us we can tell you our true feelings.  The best option under the muddy, wet, and cold circumstances would have been for you to sleep in you truck.  There was plenty of mud on the floor as stated.  And he was such a nice person that he left it behind to go selfishly ride while his host cleaned out the filth that was left behind in his generator room.  It's because of this incident that the host has determined they will never invite another stranger out to his camp.  That doesn't sound like jealousy but more disgust for a total lack of character and respect.  He even proceeded to punch his host, myself, and mudfreak. 

No one could hear anything anyone else was trying to say b/c the volume of Jacks voice projected over everyone else.  In addition to the volume the things that were coming out of his mouth were rediculous and irritating.  He, Jack, spent 5 hours telling us about how great he was at everything he does.  Then followed it up by telling everyone in the group how lame they were and how much they sucked because they wouldn't challenge a drunk in his contests.

This story that Jack tells is as jaded as any story that the other ppl that were in attendance will tell.  I can only tell it from my opinion and I was not impressed nor was I pleased at the behavior.  The host was disrespected in more than one way.  My camp was disrespected.  Jack thinks that everyone went to bed when they left him.  I just couldn't stand to be around him anymore and went riding till 5 am or so.  Ask ANYONE that knows me, this is quite common for me out there.  Then at 9 am and again at 11 am, Jack came into my camp and banged on the walls.  Not the door but banged on my cabin walls and started yelling to get up that he wanted to go riding.  He was clearly told the night before that I was going to sleep in and pack up to go home.  He was also told by his host on more than one occasion that it is a very bad idea to come and wake me up.  Again, others out there can attest that I am not a nice person in the morning.  I have never kicked anyone out of my camp.  However, Jack was asked to NEVER show up to my camp again.

Some have rode w/ me and like me, others don't.  I'll let you make your decision on Jack.  He actually was a cool guy before his need to out do the entire ranch started.  Once he started drinking and running off at the mouth it was all done.  I have no less than 14 PM's sent to my address both here and on another site that I'm a member of.  I told him clearly that I wanted nothing to do w/ him and that he freaked me out.  His PM's range from an apology to acting like we are in some kind of relationship.  I only responded to one of the PM's he sent and that was right at the beginning explaining to him what he did, how it was wrong, and that I wanted nothing to do w/ him.

He said he doesn't ever drink but on another site he sits and talks about how he's drunk when he's posting and about all the drinking he actually does. 

And history repeats its self again.

Long Live The BFZ

May you one day find your own, ;)

Sounds like he came with every intention of partying & riding & his hosts didnt live up to his expectations. Keep riding & posting JackL. I enjoy the posts & pics. I would have laughed I disagree off had I found you there though.
Some people on here feel as if they are the judge & the jury.

Dang QT don't be shy tell us what you really think  ;)   LMAO

Hold on…………The whole point of this thread was to bring attention to one thing. Notice I didn’t add a name to this story, in my eyes I save Jack from dieing in my camp. First, was he drunk? YES……. Second, how did he know what the CO level was in that room? He didn’t know!
He still doesn’t get it……..I SAVE YOUR LIFE!

A simple THANK YOU we do!

Note:  to all normal people……Now that the season is here!
 Don’t for what ever reason sleep in an area with a generator running.  That was my point! 

well not sleeping in a room with a running generator is a valid point.....even if it makes for some good photo ops and better drama LMAO

big-daddy, From 1 salty old Marine to another, I'll say it, thanks for saving Jack's life.  I've been a guest of this site and have enjoyed his posts and pics for many months.  Obviously his weekend at RR didn't play out very well and he did some crazy things.  I would still like to meet and ride with him.  He has a passion for mud riding he knows a lot of good riding areas.  

BTW...  you have some awesome toys.

But what about the private time he was able to have with that squirrel? Well worth the extra CO if you ask me.

NEVER TOUCH A SQUIRRELS NUTZ!

Sounds like a fun guest.I guess the saying is true wisdom does come with age. I don't think drinking so much was the smartest move. I think maybe a small buzz is better than falling down or passing out drunk.
I'm man enough to except that some woman could drink me under the table,that's fine with me. There's nothing more annoying than a drunk that knows everything.
BD you are the man of the year in my book.     
QT you can alway can Fox17 to take care of your light work.J/K Fox17 still know killing,put down the weapon!!!!! 

Can anyone say wwwwwwaaaater bbbboyyyyyyyy??????


Big daddy, You are the man !!!!!! Saving another human from near death ( even though things werent so great at the camp)   reach around and give your back a good pat !!!!

Youre welcome Jack

Wow, might as well just hook your hooka tube up to your exhaust.   

Hey thanks Big Daddy for saving my life.

Jack youre welcome!  Just dont do that again.  Now go riding and post more video.   

I plan to. ;)

I just love a happy ending

Me too. (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/wink1.gif)

Bump...........poll reopen.

 Sounded like a jerk before now this pic proves it. Can I get an invite to this place? I sure wont let you find me like this Big-D (i wonder why they call you that)?

Sorry but after the last guests that we hadn't met no one is inviting strangers there anymore.  You'll have to meet up on a ride prior.  Only takes a couple of bad apples to ruin it for the bunch.

HI-JACK

lol

 Who cares what you think.

im pretty sure jackl has at least 3 other usernames he plays with

and he always is the first to post right after them

say what you want I am about done with all you hypocrites anyway. none of you can ride and all you are is a bunch of keyboard quaders.

YA U NOEZ ME!!11!1!!!!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Holy Smokes that was FUNNY... ;D


Long Live the BFZ......Down with the Hypocrites...VIVA LA Revolucion!!!!!......Arrrggg.. :pirate.gif :pirate.gif

Thanks Joe for the morning laugh ;D

   ;D ;D LMAO...that was good.

Thanks for making sure I know y'all have issues w/ me.   ;)

we shall splice the mainbrace and get a bit squiffy with some Grog and maybe run a rig on this scallywag and his wench then go and kiss the gunner's daughter after he shall be in the Gibbet and Give no quarter   :pirate.gif

The Drivel Song.
I start a little drivel
real early in the day.
And when it's going steady
I read what they all say.

(chorus)

Drivel, drivel, drivel
We start it every day
Drivel, drivel, drivel
We keep the mods at bay.

I post some lovely HOTD'S
with legs so smooth and thin.
When everyone's done looking
the chatting can begin.

(chorus)

Drivel, drivel, drivel
We start it every day
Drivel, drivel, drivel
We keep the mods at bay.

My mind is always playful
I like to kid and tease
A happy day of drivel
the mods we won't appease.

(chorus)

Drivel, drivel, drivel
We start it every day
Drivel, drivel, drivel
We keep the mods at bay.

That was funny ;D

ARRRGGG  :pirate.gif...........huh?

Love it..... ;) ;)

Now THIS is FUNNY. (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif) (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif) (http://www.floridaatv.com/smf/Smileys/Lots_O_Smileys/icon-1_4.gif)

Man thats crazy... good thing you found him. Imagine what it would have smelled like a couple of days later if he had died there.... ??? ??? ???

Ha, the smell would've been the same as the first day. Just kiddin Junior ;)

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