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Title: Things to Ponder
Post by: qt314nfla on May 14, 2007, 03:29:16 PM
Three Things to Ponder On:

    1. Cows

    2. The Constitution

    3. The Ten Commandments

Cows
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution
    They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:  You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: 1FasterBlaster on May 14, 2007, 04:03:43 PM
   Wow!! You do think dontcha QT?


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: KB on May 14, 2007, 04:09:29 PM

The Ten Commandments
    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:  You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

That's funny, I alway's said if people could just follow those 10 simple rule's this world wouldn't have any problem's.


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: Inyourdraft2000 on May 14, 2007, 05:54:27 PM
Nice post, Very accurate as well....... ;)


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: gearhead400 on May 14, 2007, 06:06:16 PM
 :Clap.gif good stuff QT


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: Ida_Mann on May 14, 2007, 07:09:08 PM
a big HA for all that ;-)

Id@


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: renmus on May 14, 2007, 08:05:04 PM
 ;) Excellent


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: ucfneed2ride on May 14, 2007, 08:47:10 PM
Hell, they can find the illegals. There were thousands protesting in L.A. the other week! They should have rounded up a bunch of buses and went around checking papers.


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: SWAMP_DONKEY on May 14, 2007, 09:36:15 PM
I spit my beer all over Sherry :P lol


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: MuddFreak77 on May 14, 2007, 09:37:31 PM
I spit my beer all over Sherry :P lol

Did she let you lick it off???? ;) ;)


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: Honda328i on May 14, 2007, 09:41:16 PM
Well ain't that the truth, LMBO  ;D  good one Lauren, I needed that!  O for a little common sense.


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: SWAMP_DONKEY on May 14, 2007, 09:46:26 PM
I spit my beer all over Sherry :P lol

Did she let you lick it off???? ;) ;)

 10-4 ;)


Title: Re: Things to Ponder
Post by: backinsaddle on May 14, 2007, 09:49:15 PM
 ;D ;D