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Title: Chelsea Clinton......... Post by: Honda328i on May 02, 2007, 09:14:05 AM Chelsea Clinton was talking to a combat decorated soldier
and she asked him what three things he feared most. He answered : "Osama, Obama, and Yo Mama." Title: Re: Chelsea Clinton......... Post by: yunt2ride on May 02, 2007, 12:40:32 PM thats funny
Title: Re: Chelsea Clinton......... Post by: svtbolt04 on May 02, 2007, 05:15:19 PM A man walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly he
spotted the most beautiful car that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, and unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of intelligence and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Madame, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, she replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. " no, thats funny. Title: Re: Chelsea Clinton......... Post by: Fox17 on May 14, 2007, 11:47:29 PM A man walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful car that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, and unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of intelligence and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Madame, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, she replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. " no, thats funny. you got that right. LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the other one was good too. not too funny though. its sad but true. Title: Re: Chelsea Clinton......... Post by: Southern4x4 on July 26, 2007, 11:47:35 PM A man walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly he OMG TEH LMFAROFFLEZ!!!11!!!1!1!!! spotted the most beautiful car that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, and unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of intelligence and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Madame, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, she replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. " no, thats funny. maybe..... Title: Re: Chelsea Clinton......... Post by: Michael Bolton on July 27, 2007, 02:39:20 PM lol
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