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Title: New Car Post by: svtbolt04 on April 29, 2007, 11:27:50 PM A man walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly he
spotted the most beautiful car that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, and unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of intelligence and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Madame, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, she replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. " |