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General => Open Discussion => Topic started by: WickedBanshee on February 21, 2007, 04:28:00 AM



Title: lifesavers
Post by: WickedBanshee on February 21, 2007, 04:28:00 AM
>A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using

>a bowl of Lifesavers.

>  The children began to say:

>      " Red............cherry,"

>      "Yellow.........lemon,"

>       "Green.........lime,"

>       "Orange.........orange,"

>  Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

>

>  After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

>

>"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your

>  mother may sometimes call your father."

>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

>

>"Spit 'em out!!!!   They're assholes!"



Title: Re: lifesavers
Post by: rider4life on February 22, 2007, 02:19:17 PM
good one.


Title: Re: lifesavers
Post by: MadMudder on February 23, 2007, 10:29:31 PM
LMFAO! That is great. :R :R :R :R :R :L :L :L :L