Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi today announced that the Democrats will change the country's emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the new government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. ?Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Not to mention why thier party is a bunch of tree hugging liberals. We have people like Sean Hanity, Bill O Riley, and Roush Limbaguh represnenting us. and this is what you have: a gay Dr.Seuss: http://littledemocrats.net/samples.html