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Title: Redneck pickup lines Post by: CABLEGUY1 on January 12, 2007, 10:39:34 PM ;D
[attachment deleted by admin] Title: Re: Redneck pickup lines Post by: bigscrub79 on January 12, 2007, 11:05:40 PM Here you go, Funny stuff by the way!!!! The last one is the best.
Redneck Pickup Lines 1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8 ) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Title: Re: Redneck pickup lines Post by: Eric5555 on January 12, 2007, 11:28:20 PM hahhahaa
Title: Re: Redneck pickup lines Post by: svtbolt04 on January 13, 2007, 05:41:57 AM How about...
I got a can of dip and a 12 pack of beer with no one to share with.... There will be plenty after that. |