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Title: haha teacher told me this Post by: dantheman001 on January 11, 2007, 07:25:05 PM a guy walks in a bar, and sits down, he askes for 3 beers, and drinks them. when he's finished he asks for three more.
he does this routinely for a few weeks, and one day the curious bartender asks, "why do you order three at a time, instead of just one?" the man replies, "well i have two brothers that live in other parts of the country. so its tradition to get three beers like were drinking together." well one week he comes in and only orders two beers. the bartender, realizing this, says "im sorry about your brother." the man, in a confused voice, asks "what happened to my brother?" "well you only ordered two beers today." the man replies "oh no, my brothers are fine, me quit drinkin!" hahaha |