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were's all the single female riders at  ;D

theres gotta be some single ones in here  u can pm if ur to shy to admit it  lol  j/k   but seriously tho   

QT314 is single.

im 24

I dont think-------NO , I KNOW you dont want any of that !!!, That Woman is HARSH....   I mean, she will tear it off and throw it in the river for you ;D

so? if you mean you think 314 is her age then youre wrong. thats just the age she looks.

lol thats mesed up   i like mine  i wanna keep it where its at

but its whats inside the person that really matters. oh........... that didnt come out right     oh well , i tried to be  a gentleman and look what happens!!:dunno.gif

                                                                                                                I think your to old for her. Her last boyfriend could'nt get into R rated movies by himself and she had to drive him around every where.  " Okay here it comes"

QT,that's your que for the quick witted comeback.Remember to keep it semi clean.LOL.

lol
the women in here probably think im a pig   lol for wantin a female ridding buddy, that has the same interest a me,  im a sweet guy

sure, cough cough phsyco axe-murder rapest cough cough

that aint funny

Hey girls if they EVER decide to open sandmountain......i need some girls to race with. I like some good competition!

we were wanting single ladies not  competetion  lol , were lookin for single chicks

Qt314 where you at.she only likes guys that are ultra kinky,and she's not that old only in dog years.

lol,  thats not funny :M

And who ever said she was a chick? She's only 38. And she is very competitive and crazy.Just go on the captain the morgan ride and you'll meet her.

i see guy no chicks whats the deal ,  we need to start a single forum in here lol

 what do you think this is   match.com?    the sites name is ATVFLORIDA  not LOVE CONNECTION  ???

Why is QT the only female anyone ever talks about.This must be a non friendly chic site!!

lol :M im just lookin for a ridin buddie lol, not a hook up , if u really wanna help do u know where i could find a high compression piston for my fourtrax 300

your trying to find new "friends" on the internet. your life officially sucks

im just playing around  damn dont take things too seriously  i was just seeing what kinda response to the post , just checkin things out,

I think this site has always had an underlying singles network, lol. Hell, when I first came here I was just looking for people to ride with... and seeing there arent a whole lot of chicks, I rode with mainly all guys. One of which turned out to be pretty cool and has been my boyfriend for almost 3 yrs now. Maybe I'm taking this post a little to litterally (Nyquil talkin...) but I'd say it's best just to head to the group rides or set up group rides and see who you run into... you never tend to find what you're looking for when you are actually looking for it.

i was just looking at all the open discussion topics and you started like 5 of them, you got like 25 posts in one day. chill out with the bsn

see at least someone  has a better opinion

I believe she is at RR this weekend  :N

Lighten up on the newbie.He's not out of line or anything he's just cuttin up a little bit. Even if he is looking to find a woman so what! If I were single I would want a woman to ride with to. Hey Rollincoals welcome to the site. A little advice though.Your never going to get a woman to respond without posting a pic. My wifes cousin is in her mid forties and single.She goes camping with us sometimes and may like to have someone to hangout and ride with other than us. Not sure how old your looking for but she is attractive. I'll post a picture of her if she's not out of your age range.

Hey just talked to Qt she's at the ranch til Tuesday. She said to keep it up and she wants pics of all the singles ;)

hey thanks cable  , i like to cut up some time , but can u hate me for wanting someone that likes the things i do , like riding atv's

your just mad cause you cant think of any interresting topics to start. lighten up a bit. we need someone to make good conversations.

thanks fox

fox is only posting to up his count ;) same reason he always posts isn't that right homeschool..lol

And hell whats wrong with trying to find someone you have something in common with?  Whether it be romantic or not someone has to get lucky right?!?!


 Quit the bashing and blabbering and suck it up act like men should and beg!

( I haven't made any off the wall remarks in a while so that one should get some "guys" attention)

  Any man that doesn't think of females 24-7, might have a little sugar in his tank.I would much rather see a females azz in front of me than some of you!!LOL
  It's ok bro,I don't like competeing all the time, sometimes I wanna show off in front of someone else.Keep looking for chics...take it from Chino!!
  And welcome to the site.

So your the one that told James and Levi it's called a Bonus hole!!! lmao

I dont start new topics unless its in the for sale/wanted, tech corner, or video section. But anyways Im not mad becuase he started this topic. Hes just not going to get the responce he wants. You cant just come on here where nobody knows you and say, "Hey Im looking for some friends to go riding with, they must be girls, oh but not to hook up or anything, Im a sweet guy."

Do you expect some girl just to say, "yeah, you seem real nice, lets go meet somewhere out in the middle of the woods to go riding together". If I was a girl you would seem like Stranger Danger to me. Get to know some other people on here and maybe do some group rides and then in good time you will meet a girl to go riding with

the riding buddies post was for any body  but wouldnt  ya rather be haulin a$$ and chaisin tail    lol

Well I know QT and she'll have you running with your Tail between your legs :) and I think that it's better to put off that he's wanting to go riding and possibly meet someone more than saying "Hey I'm a guy and wanna go riding in the woods with some other guys" Sounds kinda kinky either way :/ but to each their own and you never know there might be some weird chicks out there who might show the Stranger some feared time.

2 days in counting until QT pipes in and all hell will break loose

Alright all you playa hatas.  Don't be hatin' on the infamous QT.  I see how it is....I go to the Ranch for 10 days to ride and here homeschool is pimpin' me out.  You're lucky dynodon was busy checking out porn and typing w/ one hand.  He was too preoccupied to notice you were stealin' his money maker.

Dang, there was only that one time I tore one off.  I was playin' bobbin for weiners and the guy wouldn't go to the bottom of the tub.  It was easier to just put a weight on it and throw it in the pool.  Then the dog dove in after and I still didn't get to go bobbin' like Bobbit.

I got a call from Blu queing me in on all the action.  Thanks for having my back and looking out for me.  CTM crew can always count on my peeps.

Hey new guy....How you doin'? (accent from Joey on Friends).  Just messin' w/ ya.  Good luck meeting single women to ride w/.  It seems I'm one of the very few.  I haven't met many single, good looking, remotely elligible guys on here either.  I have however met a ton of friends.  I think when sky picked up scooter she got one of the last single ones.  I did like her comment though about atleast he's not on here looking to meet some guys to go to the woods w/.

New guy is right.  I'd much rather be following a guy w/ a nice arse and body than another chick or some big floppy butt, sportin' a keg for a stomach guy. 

Any how contrary to all y'alls comments I'm only bad once I get to know ya.  So with that said welcome to the site rollincoals.  Come out and join us on some of the group rides and gatherings, you'll have a blast, and meet a new family of great people.

I gotta put it in QT...

She only follows women with half naked cowboys on the back of their shirts trying to tweak the nipples....lol couldn't help myself!

Anywayyyyyy Happy Freakin New Year everybody and glad to have ya back for the hell raising QT

me but im 14

Hey couldn't help it that cowboy was the hottest guy out on the trail.

lmao too bad he's just on a shirt huh :)



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Could I please see the Video of that?

What's wrong with following me?

Josh I would love to send you the video but you see I don't think you could handle what you would see  ;) And Jody said he's not going to give it up...lol But anything is possible on a CTM crew ride...  :-*

You notice since I got back Mr Rollincoals has dissapeared from this thread?  I think he be skeered!  Not really into guys that are skeered that easily by other ppls comments.  This is your chance to redeem yourself before the real harrassment starts.

this could get good!! ;)

Harass him!!!!!!!!     >:D

You scared him....and his Pride....Like a Grub worm in a Turtle neck...he is hiding... ;)

its not like shes ever been convicted of stalking. no.......never convicted! ;)

I told him " stay away from my money maker Damn it", I however didnt think he would take it  seriously !?!?!
I really didnt think I used the Guido the killer pimp accent on him ?!?!?!?!



Now QT, Either turn the puter off, go make me some more $$$$$, or bean pie !!!!!         OR ELSE :-* ;)

I don't wanna hear anything about his or your turtle heads popping out that's just way TMI!

You're just as much of a pusswa as the rest of them.  So why don't you get out there and shake your own blizatch! :o

OH NO You didnt !!!!! ( slap, slap) I RULE the roost

Don't go running around trying to slap me like you get done to you when your pillow bitin' and catching for the other team.

Dang Don you have officially been TOLD!!! lol

Oh and Don the only roost you rule is the one behind your shee going down the track :) BTW is it running yet??? lol

Where the heck is the guy that started this thread?????  He hasn't shown back up since y'all told him when I'd be home.

I tink he's skurrrred QT

hey im here just been havent had time lol , plus no decent comments and plus im not going to lower myself to the bashing that goes on in here by bashing other people  when they can come up with anything nice to say,  "didnt ur mother say if u dont have nothing nice to say dont say it at all"  lol

You better watch comments like that Don will have you workin the corner for him too.He needs the help now that Qt went on vacation for 10 days his cash flow is runnin low.

Very new to the forum.  I see nothing wrong with asking about single ladies.  I find it hard to find guys to ride with.  Most are intimidated when I say I have my own bike.  They no longer feel like the man being able to show me how it's done.

I hear ya on that comment.  It's definately more challenging to meet guys when you are capable of doing things on your own.

I don't care if a girl can ride on her own, it shouldn't be intimidating, lets just ride. Speaking of that.....next weekend Croom on sunday. 1-14-07

As for the other comments from rollincoals, I have one word PUSSWA!  Go get some vagisil and wipe yourself down.  Realize that like the PM I sent you we are joking around.  FRIENDS JOKE AROUND!  Most of us have rode together and are friends beyond just this website!

We are not all susie sunshine people spreading Barney's I love you You love me song.  We like to make ppl laugh.  If you can't take a joke or get a joke go back to romper room so you don't get your feelings hurt.

CAN I STESS THIS AGAIN WE ARE ALL JOKING AROUND W/ EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!

So you have a choice get the vagisil and wipe your pusswa or get some dessitin and get rid of that diaper rash.  Go back to romper room or a knitting circle.  OR MY SUGGESTION:  GET ON BOARD W/ AND HAVE SOME FUN AND GOOD LAUGHS!

I'd love to but I'm gonna be back at the ranch that weekend.

HA, I take it someone didnt realize we all know each other, and thought we were all serious!?!?!?!??! :-* :deal.gif :K :drink.gif :M

Hey you just need to shut the heck up unless you have something nice and mushy to say.  Why can't we all get along? :'(

I'm sensing some anger in those last posts :)....take his head off!!! lol....Apparantly the Ranch is the place to be. Wish I has a place up there, what a sad day for me.

Never any anger.  We all laugh about what each other posts.  Most of us are smart arses and we write stuff to make the others that know us laugh their butts off. 

How old are you kickflip?

 :-* :Hug.gif I hope thats better sweetie :-*

Much better now why don't you and rollincoals kiss and make up.  I'll bring the video camera.... :o

  yea the chicken ranch  lol

21 & 3/4 (woo-hoo) one day I'll stop counting the quarters, maybe once I hit 25.

Did you not read above.  Rollincoals says that if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all.

He's legal ladies that's the answer to question #1.  Q #2- What kind of quad do you have and what kind of ridinng do you do?

 I told you, I wasnt using the Guido ( pimp) voice on him !!!!!!!


Rollingcoals, where are you ??? Qt wants photos, age , which positions you prefer.      
So respond DANG it, I cant have QT getting all p.o.

I was gonna invite him to the ranch but if all we're gonna do is say nice things to each other I think it'd be a bit boring.  I'd rather hang out w/ my ball busting one-liner friends and laugh all night.

Did I hear someone say " HELL YEAH" ?!?!?!?!

Hey Qt, sensuous                                up, can you get me another beer ;)

06 KFX400, and mainly anything I can find Trails,Mud (not too deep until I get a Ute) really any place I can find and not get kicked out or run off. I think I prefer to ride hard and rough though ;D

Ok, I asked about riding not sexual preference.  I don't think we know each other well enough yet....hahahaha :o

Love that bike very nice I'm jealous, ok not really jealous.  When are you getting a ute?

There you go Qt, I see a test drive in the future ;)

Hey read my prior post.  I don't know him well enough to go getting all sexual and stuff.  Besides I think I may be a bit too old for him.

Any other single, good looking men.

There was nothing sexual about that post, you just have a dirty mind, I'd rather ride fast & rough than slow & steady...that all. ;D Be Jealous!! I'll get a Ute after I figure out what I'm doing in life, until then I'm gonna stick with the 400. As far as talking about anything, we've chatted for like what 5 mins total...thats a lifetime.

WHAT ??????? Those same questions were , I believe 9,10 on the list.
 As for the too old stuff, keep in mind, hes younger, you can " break em in like you want them"          Just a thought







 Tryin to help a brotha out, although, I dont know if he could " Handle" you Qt

Just joking around here.  Trying to have some fun.


LMAO Don now that's funny right there!

Offliine for a bit.  I have a rancher, prefer mud.  Like Bamboo, prefer Holopaw.  Like L-Cross only on the adult weekend.  Will be at Bamboo next weekend.

You'll have to come out to the ranch w/ us one of these days if ya like water.  It's similar to holopaw.

Wow, I'm not sure if grlnxtdoor is trying to pick me up lol, and yes qt I know your only joking, but one day you might be able to break me in :) just don't break me completely.

Whooo Hooooo now we're talking!  We like riding hard also when we get the group together.  I'd invite ya out w/ grlnxtdoor but it's usually wet out there and I don't know how much water you like to put your bike through.  I should be working on a new camp soon and once I get sleeping accomodations I'll be back to inviting ppl.

I like to get wet, it's refreshing, but unfortunatly my bike seems to hate it, plus I never remember to drain the airbox. It only seems to enjoy a little bit of mud.

No big deal after we go through water we stop to drain air boxes.  There is also a high road around stuff.  I try to keep mine out of the deep and mucky stuff these days too.

Love the water, not scared at all.  Don't get stuck often.  Love it when I do though.  :)

May be trying to pick you up, that would depend. :)

I'm not scared of water and don't get stuck that often, just not the best thing in the world when the bike isn't made to go thru it, but that is half the fun. So GrlNxtdr, what would that depend on?

Quite possibly if you could keep up

Nice now where's bluepits.  I think she'd agree we need another chick that can hang w/ the guys to run w/ the crew.  Sounds like we could give these boys a run for their money.

That sounds like a bit of a challenge, do you think you can ride harder than me, or would ya be able to ride it just like me? I guess we will just have to see.....

I'm ready when you are.  I know we can give them a run!!

I've seen QT ride she can ride real hard in first gear as long as she can get her quad started.  There is that little thing called a starter button she hasn't quite mastered yet. 

You would have thought that with 25 years of clicking her own button she woudl know how to do it    LMAO    :-* :D :D ;) ;)

No runs for  the money, how bout a run for the clothes...I'd much rather see topless riding over a fat wallet and day  ;) As for her mastering the start button, I'm sure she has mastered a few things in her time.

I think GrlNextDoor is Cain!  ;) freak hold on to your acorns  ???

I'm always up for a good challenge!!  (response to kickflip)

Run for the clothes.  I may be scary!   ;)

Well lets do it (me and you as hard as we can. Bring it!)....also are you scary...can I get some pics over here?

Date, place???  I'm game

hey qt im 19 and single, just thought id throw it out...

Especially if he's working on his keg belly like most of the other guys on here.  If that's the case I think we'll opt for the money option.

And I know how to start my bike freak my problem is that I have difficulty shifting out of first w/o reaching down to pull up on the shifter.  By the time I do that I'm going so slow I have to down shift again.  Since I can run faster than my bike goes in first how about I out run ya? ;)

19??  Yer just a baby!!

Ok, put up your myspace if you're brave enough.  Here's mine http://www.myspace.com/qt314nfla .

Sweet offers from 19 yo's.  How you doin'?

naw..isa big boy!!

Ok, Croom this weekend coming up, the 14th at high noon lol(grlnextdoor) Dude, (400mph) you trying to kill my game? jeeze.....BTW ladies I'm not working on my keg, I'm cutting back to a 6pakc if I can...hittin the gym twice a week when time permits!

Maybe so but he's legal...muaaahhahahah!

Legal, but not able to drink, what a crime...sounds like someone wants to rob the cradle...QT!!!! >:(

Oh hell no just dishing it out.  Since you're hooked up w/ grlnextdoor for the race for the clothes. hahaha!

Sorry, already have plans for bamboo that weekend.
 19 - still young enough to train

i might not be able to drink legit, but will give anyone on here a run for there money!

Well sounds like we will still need to set up that race..how old r u anyways? Don't train him, let him suffer. And where is your myspace link GrlNxtDr

Ok I'm starting to thing you spend too much time taking matters into your own hands after seeing your myspace.



She does clearly have a point there!

www.myspace.com/big_matt18  there is my mysapce!

kickflip- if i was trying to kill your game it would already be dead..

qt- whats wrong with my profile?

bustin out with Mary Palm and her 5 sisters!!!!    :o :o

I don't have a myspace.  I'm 31, and U?   AND - where is Croom.  Heard of it, not researched too much.

wow 400, he think he's hott sh*t (lol) Dang how cool does he get...man don't be jealous all the ladies were talking to me, then ya had to come ruin my fun :)

haha...im pretty sure everyone does it! whether it be with mary palm or the 2 finger bunny rabbit..

Sad thing is my teaching days are over.  I figure if you don't know the directions I don't have the time.

Dude you use the Rabbit?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!    :o ??? ???

I agree.  It's better to find them when they think they now it and just polish it up a little.

lol im not jealous man, and sorry to ruin your fun....

Dude nothing says tacky and lonely more than a guy w/ half naked chicks all over his profile.

I like 'em a little older than that.

naw i dont, i have used it b4 with an EX G/F!!!

BURN!!!!! QT as for teaching I'm not new to this game.

No worries.  Age is a good thing unless your farting dust.

my bad for expressin my opinion and what i like, which is young (18+) hotties...

I like 'em a little closer to your age and up to my age.

This topic is pretty sleazy.  Its  like I was drawn to it.

Nothing wrong with showing what you like.  

Dang!!! can we say booty call :)

lol...So when is the next group ride, so i can attend..and meet everyone..

Man this is one funny thread. I am glued to this thing like an episode of CSI!!

No dude your profile screams pervert that would peek in your windows if you lived next door. :o

There is no bigger turn off for a chick than to see a profile like that!

grlnextdoor thanks...

Booty calls are great, as long as your willing to sign my agreement   ;)

if it offends u, i will change it.. maybe... i agree with grlnextdoor...

Nah I don't do booty call.  I think 400mph does though.  BTW how can your read what we're typing after shaking hands on the screen?  hahahaha!

They're great every now and then.  As long as the ground rules are understood.

Whats the agreement, and as long as there are no straps-ons or sloppy seconds involved I'm in!!  ;)

Nah it doesn't offend me at all.  Keep it if it turns you on.  Just becareful or you'll end up having to switch hands to cheat.

Hey 400MPH you know of a place called MC ALPIN, FLORIDA????

If so there is someone there you should meet, I think he could be your long lost brother

I'd have to send it to you ahead of time, to your personal email.  :)  No sick stuff, I promise.

Those sound like good rules to me.  Ok kickflip what's you're myspace?

So are you letting me know, or are you actually asking for my e-mail?

Now this is lookin' like it might be a match made on atvflorida.  awe

Isn't that cute :P

BRB, gotta getta beer for the rest of this

It's Flippin Sweet

btw only cool people use myspace

http://www.myspace.com/19707174

Hey KickFlip you better watch it, there have been reports of a few transsexuals running around on this site posing as riders :D :D

Guess I'm not cool then.  :(  Turn you off now???

Check my earlier comment..no straps and no sloppy 2nd's, thats all I said lol

Good on muddfreak!!!  lmao

Nice pics you got there kick.  I'm feeling the pain on that stoppie gone bad.

I just hooked up the drinks myself.  This could get fun.

Nope, your just 1/2way cool now..thats all

That stoppie was from Turkeyday and I'm still bruised where I got caught under the bike...and if you checked out the page, how come no add? I'm offended

here is mine so y'all can see my fat azz

http://www.myspace.com/muddfreakk77 (http://www.myspace.com/muddfreakk77)

go back and check your profile a added you.

Just 1/2 cool???   Guess that's not good enough for you huh??

okay i changed my layout back to my old 1...so no 1 is offended by it.. kickflip nice o sh!t face..i have had a few of those..

Just hooked up the drinks, been there for a while

guess i need to go to myspace to check it all out huh??

I never said that, you just assumed and we all know what that does..it makes and ASS out of U and ME....I'll still shows some love your way, but maybe you'd get some extra lovin with a myspace page lol

Sweet I'm gonna see some arse?

grl you need to make a myspace... i sent a friend request to kickflip and mudfreak

No one said I need extra lovin, maybe just lookin for a little fun

you might get some if your lucky, but we need to get GrlNxtDr to join us for some real trouble...btw she never did ask for my e-mail so that we can set up that contract.....I'm left out again.

a little fun is always a good thing ;) ;)

i agree with mudfreak...

I said I was in but you nvr asked for the e-mail addy, how are you gonna send me pics without it.

i'll agree w/ what they said.

Don't make me go back and read what I said.  I'm having a hard enough time typing.  Ill send it to you

Grl send it with a few pics too    lmao

Sleazy where the heck are you?  Figured you'd jump in on this one.  Don't make me go and post that pic of you and freak from the last group ride.  hahahahaha!!!!!

I gave up and sent her my addy...now I'm just waiting

LMFAO  that was a good candid shot

I am having a hard time keeping up with all these posts.  you know i am mildly retarded.

Does anyone want to add me as your friend on myspace?  I have only one tooth and a mole on my face thats so big it has its own heart beat.

Trust me we know, you ride dirt bikes    LMAO

MuddFreak....your my hero

I'm having a hard time too.  Drinking, typing, talking on the phone.

Hey Y'all just so you know, QT is a true REDNECK and she has ALL 32 of her teeth.......

2 in her mouth and 30 in her front pocket      ;D ;D

I'll give you a hard time....wait let me re-phrase that.

LMFAO, That was FUNNY right dur

GrlNextDoor- how old are u?

I'll give her something hard     No wait thats not right either...    :D :o

Oh please, do re-phrase.

No Teeth...No Problem!! <:(

31 sweetheart

What the hell I leave you alone for a day and all hell breaks loose! Hey I'm a married woman I can't be in the middle of this! lol Ya'll are all bad and I just want in on the race :) I still have a shee and just ask QT I can stay on with the best of em. Hey Freak I think you and Grlnextdoor need to meet :) He's really nice and has his own truck :) Oh yeah and a cool Toy hauler to boot lol

Kick the only 2 she has left are front top and bottom  AKA  the SCRAPERS

im a sweetheart, nice...you got aim or aol so we can chat?

Blu has made 1 comment and already trying to pimp me out

makes a great knob job!

Good lord ya'll type faster than I can keep up

No AIM, yahoo.  grlnextdoor75

It helps is you actually type with BOTH hands   

Ya know there is a shout box for us old people to keep up

I'm using both hands to type I just can't read that fast..i"m a lil dyslexic

Here's a pic of freak and sleazy to entertain you until she sends her pics.  Beware of these two.  Their agreement involves strap ons as a mandatory. :o

Here's the link to it... http://www.atvflorida.com/forum/index.php/topic,18153.25.html

No way, this topic has the potential to double my post count.

Kari, have another DRINK, that might help ;)

yahoo is outdated, catch up with AIM

It was love at first sight.  It just came natural.

you'd better be nice or i'll tell your g/f about that night.haha

damn, your high maintenance.  I can't keep you happy already

Sleazy you said you would never share that pic with anyone    LMAO

i missed alot of posts in one day

well all but don, sleazy, and blue are single.  so jump in and have some fun.

I'm trying to get Mr Bones to put that picture as the background for the site.

Well i'm not high maintenance, I'm just...well I'm not sure what I am..btw I'll sign the agreement afetr some pics are sent.  ;D

He is ALIVE !!!!!!!!
 Dang it, you better get busy, all these other singles are taking over your territory ;)

Its like a typing orgy!

at least it isn't a hostile takeover

Yes, But we are some of the funiest s.o.bs around ;)

thats what i figured

Here's the pic of sleazy and freak.
 And yes don y'all are some of the funniest s.o.b's around that's why we let y'all stay.

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Any girl can be hot with a 12 pack in you.  You know what they say "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

You had better jump in the water, and FAST. The boat might be leaving, and you are not on it yet!!!!

 Try to make some comments about these ladies ( I use that term loosly) J/K
chime in, something.
 Qt , thinks I scared you away

So, i never got an answer, where is croom??

looks like the packed a lot of mud right there, there is even some on his knees

OK ya'll I give I can't keep up with all your posts I'll read em later... Hva e agood night

they look so happy together...Grlnextdoor i will im you in a min.

Brooksville an hour north of Tampa

http://www.floridatrailriders.org/articles/croom.htm

The LOVE boat will soon be making another run,
 Sound familiar, or is my age showing ???

wow, different ride than i'm used to?

I 75, and hwy 50, west side of I 75 ;D

These two would insist on having strap on's mandatory in the contract.

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No, Love Boat doesn't show age!!  Wonderful times!!

Qt, is that scooter in the pitcher position ???

Grandpa go get your dentu creme and take your walker for a stroll around the shuffle board court.

Nope that's sleazyrider78 pitching.  But look how much freak is enjoying it!  Expressions say everything.

Phew, I was starting to wonder.


O.K., Now what happened to Rollincoals again ?????????

He must have run away from this convo b/c it became too intelligent for him.

Riding quads fun, a tube of KY................. Priceless

we lost him again.  dammit man!

nah the boat aint leavin im the captian  lol

lmfao!!!

I wonder was it the new warming on contact KY?

its hard for me to type fast enough

hey, listen here, you arent much younger than I you ol  cracker

well we have a driver but is any body willing to jump on board?  post your myspace or pics

I posted mine

Naw, thats for yuppies that cant get her HOT on their own

according to freak i only have 2 teeth in my head.  what makes you think my cracker arse could afford a tv?

At least I'm not a fan of the forest critters......

QT said this was the best tongue she ever had     :o

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i was suggesting rollincoals post his myspace or pics

There was this one time at hunting camp.....

LMFAO!!!!!!






Rollin is just here for the ride I guess

And what a fun ride it has been!

don't tell me the ride is over, I just took off my shirt

Well, looks like she had a GOOD time !!!!!!!!!! ( Perma grin )

how the heck do u post a pic

here is another of QT and a house pet, she likes it from all 4 legged critters



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well shake dat arse on over here then. ;)

Remeber, she is getting old ( not the energizer bunny anymore)

No shirt??  What took so long

Alright who wants to get on all fours and play?

"click" additional options at the bottom, the find your pic, then click post

Sorry, I was taking my time to get in the mood, next time we'll just go no clothes from the begining...hows' that song go..."I see you baby...shaking that ass" right QT?

Here ya go Lauren

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Uh OH, I think it just got REALLY interesting

woof

Or is 'i ain't never seen an arse like that' eminem.  which one will work better for you for mood music?

Freak, That was FUNNY as all H_ll ;D

u guys are nuts i love this place

well the music would be drowned out  by moans/screams so ladies choice.

I think freak wants to let the taco bell dog tea bag him. 

Dude what's your obsession w/ the critters.  It's getting a little creepy.

Give him a hampster and a pvc tube, see how that works out.

how about 'bow chicka bow wow' from 70's porn?

I have been trying to help you out here brotha!!!! You got to come up with somethin to say, Hell flip, and 400 have plans made already. So unless you want to stay on the sidelines, you should speak

LMFAO now that's funny right there i don't care who you are!

Sorry My name isn't Richard Gear   

I'm ok with anything, except backstreet boys or anything like that, that music makes me wanana go straight for the A _ _ (fill in the blank) lol

I want to know, HOW in the heck you would even come up with that, let alone say it in open forum ?!?!?!?!

i think 400's mom had to change his diaper and put him to bed.haha

Funny YES, but gotta make you wonder though !!!! J/K

it come naturally

hey my man is trying to protect me from freaks repeated slander on character in open forum....lol

Yeah, he kinda disappeared, but then again, so has Grl

So you have tried it?!?!?!?!?!

uh...nope..not my style, I prefer gerbils...j/k

The problem is, if its true, thats NOT slander J/K ;)

No he's waiting to get his hampster back from you.  BTW he also called and said it was rude of you to steal his PVC for your perversion.  Now he can't even use it to snorkel his bike cause you snorkled your butt w/ it.

Damn Don was just selling a guinna pig that might have worked for ya

i've been replying, have to break to go outside

Well, I still have this one armed spider monkey, who tends to run in a circle. Will that work for ya ???

outside, but I'm not there...

I think you're butt might be the only one big enough to handle something that large.

Oh, you want to talk to me now???

Probably not but if he'll do a circle jerk freak said he'd take him.

well you kinda disappeared

Honey, we will all talk  to you!!!!!
 You left us       remember ;)

I can't be the only chick in here keeping them at bay.

If we all "gang" up on QT she will be worn out in minutes so come back GrlNxtDr, so it can be your turn.

u guys type to fast  for me to even get anything out

never left, have a bad habit.  have to break to smoke.  :(

NO, he cant complete a circle jerk,he keeps missing every other stroke, Why do you think I am selling his DUMB arse ??? ;D

eww...smoking is nasty, I have plenty of better things to put in your mouth.....




like carrots

Ha, Ha , Ha, ha, You have NO idea my friend

You keep saying things like that then, stop for a while.  A little scared???

woah woah woah im still here....just enjoying the show everyone is puttin on..

nope, bored. I need constant attention when it cums to things like that.

She admitted the BAD habit part, But hey, You take the good with the bad.
 Make the best of it  :-*

qt- by the way i can change my own diaper..

Ladied BEWARE    Sounds like a 2 pump chump

Didn't say that was the ONLY bad thing  (guess you can use your imagination for the other bads i have)

i got somthin for ya grl

just had to check wasn't sure if you were having your night night milk and cookies w/ your bed time book.

mommy wow! he's a big kid now

O.K., I am gonna let all you singles take over for awhile.    Keep on keepin on ;D ;)

bring it

it's been broughten

i dont do the mil n cookies...flip i am a big boy!!!

we still haven't seen pics of you.  and where's your myspace link?  everyone else but grl has posted one or the other.

I can go to bed with a smile on my face thinking about this one    ;D ;D

Keep telling yourself that....if your considered a big boy, should I be re-named to the Original Bedroom Gangster?

Give me a minute.  I will try to figure out how to post a pic

:Clap.gif :bow.gif :T

funny flip.. i want to see a pic of Grl also!!

I've already seen one...apparently I'm cooler than all of you.

I don't believe you've been in bed w/ any one on here so um no you can't rename yourself.  Request for name change....DENIED!

took me down like a shotgun

How about one with out the jacket????? J/K ( I know everyone was thinking it )

everyone's gotta have a boy toy   jk

I hear ya on that.  Do you know where I can find one?

would I be considered a man-toy??? I'm am of age!

those are the best one's for the booty calls.  still interested??

looks like everyone has retired ?????
It has been fun, But I will see you all tomarrow grl keep up the conv. I am sure you will find plenty here, just have to fight Qt for the crown now  ;D

Hey man-toys are more my style.

and what would of age be

man-toy = much better hung

Nah I don't fight w/ other cool chicks.

21+

confuscious say: Well hung always better for booty call

Don't want to fight for anything.  Just like talking!!

Quit ruining my thoughts DANG IT >:(

did i mention i like confucious

ok fine for you don...would you like mud or jello?

Confucious - VERY WISE

boy toy! if ur way younger than a chick than ur a boy toy no matter ur age

Confucious says "man with long name have long...." right don?

Ok, so how old are ya rollin?  Seems the other two would be boy toys for me.

way younger, correct.  a few years, more interesting

I'm ok with being younger, it means I have a lot of energy to use.

im 25

That's more like it!

Absolutely !!!!!!!!
 Qt, Jello works for me, besides it TASTES better

just cuz ur hung like a rhino doesent me u know how to use it

I thought we had something, but fine!!!

Um do you realize they just said you're a little guy?

Ok what flavor?

When your hung like this, you don't have to do much with it, it speaks for itself.

What do you mean ??? I can jump rope with it, doesnt that count ??

 cherry, strawberry would work well ;)

Hey I'm just test driving.

If you can jump rope, i'm interested

now where talkin about size now im sure some people are so small they have to poke them selves in the azz to make it pop out

Remember the 3 day rule ;D

If he can jump rope w/ it I'm scared.  But I'd like to watch that!

yea, but don't test drive him, he's like a used rental car, it's ok to drive it, but would you really wanna be seen by your friends with it?

Damn have you seen freak naked?  How did you know?

I thought that was a moped. fun to ride but......

hey don't go talking about 400 like that he's just a kid.

well go help those other guys  out, I'm sure they'd love for you to poke them in the ass.

AHHH, my wife does her chin ups every morning on it, So I dont think thats a problem


Grl, I am married, so I am out. Just trying to keep it going here

when i hear a chick saying she need a big one u know  she has to have it cause thats all she feel   lol

works for fat dudes and chicks also.

so thats like driving a 92civic, not enough power to do anything with it.

he brung it!

I might be small, but I have heard that you have a 10" clitori and lips that drag so low that I can Ice skate on them

Just cause your married doesn't mean someone can't look.  Just can't act!!

haha kick its probably so small u piss on ur nutz

Just because I am on the diet , doesnt mean I cant read the menu ;)

you got me there, I'd send you a pic to prove you wrong, but I'm affraid you'd go to bed with it

ouch guys - getting ugly in here

hey just cause i tripped on them that one day.  god some ppl just won't you live anything down.

now that's funny right there i don't care who you are!

O.K., FREAK is back to take over now. I am out. I`ll catch up tomarrow

don is your pusswa getting a little itchy?  freak will loan you his vagisil.

DON QT has a tampon for ya if you need it

Naw, We had our nieces here from Mi, and we had to take them to the airport at 3 am. So This old man is kinda tired.
Besides, A naked woman just came into the room, well, You know  , DUTY calls;D

man it is gettin ugly in here

Yeah but I don't think he'll want it after you used it.

They're fading away!!

awww, they fixed the flat in his blow up doll...yay!!! no more rosie palms

in who's blow up doll.  freak only has his blow up sheep.

lol

Don...with his "Duty Calls"

LMAO...theres been like 3 whole new pages of posts just in the time it took for me to read this thread. Ya'll girls are crazy, but I wonder if its just all talk?  :o


And I had to hit POST 4 times before a new reply hadn't already been posted!

what happened to the interesting talks???

Come on don that's kind of gross no one wants to hear about your escapades in the 'reading room' w/ the turtle heads.

Well I've got races set up, and filled out a booty call app for the girls they sent me, so we will see if it's all talk or not

well lets hear what u have to say.

Unfortunately, the date's you've tried, I already have plans to ride elsewhere.

Ok, grl wants to take this talk back to sex w/ her....haha!  She's feeling a little neglected.

I hear Slime works good, gives it that real squishy feeling     

me qt & grl will be back in like 30 mins we're gonna have some fun

Not neglected, not laughing enough to stay awake anymore.  gotta run outside for a minute

dude not me, you and grl.  more like me, u, and rollin...haha!  I'll need two of ya to keep up w/ me.

But thanks for thinking of me QT

aw what the heck grl

You heard nothing you're talking from personal experience.  It's like going to the Dr and saying your friend has this problem.  No one buys it. :o

dibs on backdoor lol

Hey gotta hook da blizatces up!  No c0ck blockin here!

i could wear ya out qt and grl

rollin...could u back off of my ladies

hey you've got to ask what rollin thinks about that if you wanna go there.  i don't think he's much for pitching or catching w/ you. :o

no catcher/pitcher with me and him, i was hoping u'd be catching

hey rollin was the one who started this thread looking for ladies to ride w/.  i believe you've moved in on his action.  new nick name...thingy blocker.

dont make me get out my baby powder

I take what i can get

I'm sure i could keep up.

nah

you could give it your best and i'd still need to call for team B to finish the job.

your not gonna use that baby powder anywhere but your diaper, b/c last time I  checked I was the Chief of the SmakAHo Tribe.

prove it

mines the same size as yours so unless you're doing some pitching action yourself i won't be doing any catching.

"grl" last girl that said that left sore

that only make's me interested.  quite possibly, i like a rough ride every now and then

just grip the floor well and you'll catch it all

no  you're chief c0ck blocker

I can't help if i spit better game

oh damn he's stepping off the porch to run w/ the big dogs

smakahoe trib and ur pokahontess

Rollin said you swallow too

once again "woof"

hah

I knew I liked QT for a reason

Very nice freak and rollin.  Both comments were very well done.

come on grl where the good pics lol

that's right beg like a dog

Saved for a select few.  Not many get to see the tat!!

yes ma'am!

next event we need to have a wet t-shirt contest with the girls

dang rollin he's beggin and has manners and respect.  come on now you're gonna have to show some game.

And we would get what in return??

nobody wants to see a tat they wanna see the goods

I will provide the shirts and breast exams

grl i think they need to do a wet white boxer brief contest at that event.  what do you think?

i think my stuff my fall out

Sounds like an even exchange

i'm the dr here now turn your head and cough. :o

*coughs multiple times* now check it for pulling strength

well then we're calling you out to step up to the plate on that comment.

ill give the breathalizer test   " blow here"  <------------

I'll step up if u do

there's a lot of talking, no dates being set

I'm free most weekends as long as it's not too far of a drive.

oh and rollin crawled out from under the porch to play w/ the big boys and girls again

mom won't let you drive that far from home?

takes him a while sometimes :)

too late for rollin, i'm taking both QT and GRl on at the same time

I prefer to have someone else drive me, i'm a lil lazy when it comes to driving

refer to earlier post qt and grl are not in on action together.

thanks for that qt.  I agree

dui and the scooter won't trailer your quadd?

fine, you can each have 30mins then swap

you couldn't handle the first 15 minutes of either of us

i don't take sloppy seconds either :o

Prove IT!! and b/c QT called it she can be first.

is that intended to be a privilege

i'm sure you got that right.  i don't think he could handle either of us alone none the less any other way.

Sounds like they know each other

I've got some free time to prove it when ur ready.

I'll handle ya and you better have a fire extinguisher handy cause I burn rubber  :o

bull grl

I'm sure you do have free time.  Most ppl lose their jobs while in prison and it's hard to get a job w/ a record like that.  What is it that you do now that you're an out of work convict?  hahaha

well i'm told hemroids will burn everything

And where did you come from?

Is this is a private party? Dang

lol

After my short stay in prison I learned the joys of backdoor fun, so now I currently work the corner

Not private at all.  Just surprised by the new comments!!

Well yes fat does smell when it burns.  Or were you referring to you're scortching case of crabs?

OUCH

WHats your job a coin despencer?????

BURN!!!---literally

You must be asking that only because you dont know, so I'll explain it for ya. When the motions of the oceans get to moving at super sonic speeds thin barriers tend to break down from the heat and friction. Its uh, kinda like a piston pumping inside of a cylinder at 20,000 rpm instead of the regular and expected 5,000

so your saying you are super quick and burn out faster than most people?

Remember you are the one who said that and it's now permanent record. :D

I dont have crabs, but even if I did, I'd be worth it  :)

you beat me to that one

good one kick

go me!!!!! I'm sorry baby, lemme makethat up to you

As long as everything is properly lubricated there is no problems.

Well dues to your previous statement about heat build up burning rubber, I'm sure everything would dry up...you can't save this one.

Sounds like your comment was more referring to kick's earlier comment about prison.

sry QT, but I like it rough....how do u prefer it?

The answer to that is only for the priveleged few.

teach me teach me, i'll be gentle

Na my name isn't Ben Dover.

No that was kick's name in prison.

So what your saying is your done and over with before you get her excited????

I'm glad Freak had my back on that one

Two pump chump.  Three if he's got viagra.

im here qt

he is like Oh, Oh, Over!

You said earlier you liked it when a guy had your back.  Stop now I can go on.  You're digging your grave!

I dig my own grave, b/c I just want you to hop in with me, the only way I can get you to lay with me is if I play dead...Necro.

ok, just wondering what happened to ya when you quit posting.


LMFAO!

Thanks--that was an original

No that's just the only way you can stay stiff! ;D

I'm out later y'all

how would you fell if i said I was already stiff?

I still feel the same but apparently you don't. ;)

well fine then, guess i gotta play by myself

and that's new???

I don't have a towel, can I borrow your shirt?

dang qt dont leave him hangin

You'd have to be "big" to get it off first.  Not so sure about that.

i'd watch that!


nice one!

i can't help if all he can do is hang.  i'm looking for something that gets a little more worked UP

I'd put on a show, but with one condition

lol

Oh please, do tell

thats alot of posts in a short time.

no you can't wear the eye protection

I was hoping you'd wear goggle so I could once I was done you could still see.

and if you need rubber safety gloves i'm not touching it

no gloves ,needed...full contact allowed

darn guys...you guys act like you have never seen a hot blond riding a Honda Rincon harder then her man wearing cameo pants and a black shirt with swarvoski(?) crystals?

it's been fun, i'm outta here

r u staying QT?

night grl great BSin' with ya.

still here going the distance.  where's the other men?  rollin?  where'd you go?

they ran away, so I guess it u & me...ready for the show?

you too QT, later

ok send me those pics you were talking about on myspace.  they're ok there.

well i thought u wanted an in person event? you can take pics then....I don't have any right now ;D

im here still just laughin at yall

hey you're the one who started this thread to meet chicks to ride w/.  then you just dissapear when it gets good.  what's up w/ that?  and still no pics of you?  wtf?

pm me ur email addy and ill send them

ok call me blond but you lost me on this comment.  please draw a diagram. ;D

so QT where is your private stash of pics?

no pics of me.  however there is a series of shower pics while out riding that were floating around on a couple sites.

well if i give a private show, what do i get in return?

curiosity kills the cat doesn't it?

yes it does, so my offer is out there, whats your response? you can p.m. me if it's graphic

again curiosity kills the cat.  take it to myspace.  hahaha!

y myspace, i'm ready here & now

just like a guy to be over anxious and ready before the foreplay....hahaha

well i am a guy, so go figure

qt u got mail

well, it just got quiet fast...hmmm

dang what do you want me to take the puter to the bathroom?

uh...yea. i was lonely

it gets kind of dead at this time of night and it's a pain to keep up w/ myspace and this.

fine then, I see whats more important

Well, I'm off to bed so goodnight

Well, looks like we will have to see what Chuck Woolery ( Love connection ) has to say tonight about the choices made, and how the date went !!!!!


Will Qt take a second date with kick.
Will grl want that second date with Rollin, how did the dates go ??? All show and NO GO?? stay tuned, the answers on the next episode ;D

LMAO Grandpa. 

GRANDPA???????????/ , You are ONLY 1 year younger than I am !!!!


                     
                      GRANDMA ;)

Yeah but I didn't use the Love Boat as a reference online.  How was that walker stroll around the shuffle board courts last night?

Pretty dang good!!!! You know in/out, back and forth.
How about yours ??????? I hope the batteries didnt go bad, Oh thats right, you have the 110 wall plug in unit :-*

Man I cant read this whole thing.  What did read was hilarious!  U guys are too much.

Don QT told me 110v is for the beginners, its more like 440 3 phase    :o :o

So thats how she ended up with only the two front teeth !?!?!?   

LOL

Id@

I take that as "watch our step" because we are being WATCHED ??????J/K ;)

holy sh*t i went to bed last night on page 9  and now  i look and you in the twentys  its gunna take me at lest an hour just get cought up

I'm glad we could provide entertainment for everyone here. Have fun catching up. >:D

Beware we are being watched... They are trying to stop the  >:D in us. :o ;)

I know they are watching...everyone is watching the topic, it has been on fire since we got in on this....thats also why I put the horns on  >:D

Ppl w/ who can't come up w/ good comments are the reading audience.  Just remember in posting who we are entertaining other than ourselves.  Those of you that are the reading audience please chime in w/ you're good jokes.  Unless you're skeered.

Apparantly they are scared to post...I guess it's still just you and me having to create the fun around here.  :P

Unfortunately I'm getting ready to go back into another meeting w/ my Board of Directors.  I'll have to play another time.

nope, just speachless.

Id@

ok then game on when i get done.

I'm not worried about being watched, I like to show off. First time in a while since I helped make someone go speechless.

QT, I know you well enough not to blush at anything you dish out  ::)

Id@

ps: going to bed now,,,fire away.

wow, we ran him off........

Now thats got to be a first, Ida SPEECHLESS ?????????WOW