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Title: American engineer Post by: WickedBanshee on December 10, 2006, 08:47:46 PM >>> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
>>> engineer -- are working together one day. They come across A la ntern >>> and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, Which is >>> three wishes total," says the Genie. >>> >>> >>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and My son >>> will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." >>> Pooooof! >>> With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was Forever made >>> fertile for farming. >>> >>> Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall Around >>> Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can >>> come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the Blink of the >>> Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. >>> >>> The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell Me more >>> about this wall." The Genie ex plains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, >>> 500 feet Thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing Can get in >>> or out -- it's virtually impenetrable." >>> >>> The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." Title: Re: American engineer Post by: stacktester on December 10, 2006, 08:53:36 PM :) That's funny.
Title: Re: American engineer Post by: Fox17 on December 10, 2006, 11:38:39 PM hahahahaha. that was great. wish there was a such wall.
Title: Re: American engineer Post by: backwoods boy on December 28, 2006, 12:50:30 AM sweet that is fricken hilarios
Title: Re: American engineer Post by: QUAD CHICK #95 on January 01, 2007, 05:26:06 PM lol O0 :hotty2.gif :drink.gif :drink.gif :drink.gif
Title: Re: American engineer Post by: MuddyGirlatTheHump on January 04, 2007, 01:40:16 PM lol
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