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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
 who
 seemed
 to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
 
 As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
 and told
 us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing
 this big
 scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
 trays
 up,
 that would be super."
 
 On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
 rather
 Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
 
 "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I
 asked you
 to
 raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
 ground."
 
 She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
 Princess
 and I take orders from no one."
 
 To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a
 beat,
 "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
 outrank you.
 Tray-up, pregnant dog."

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