ATV Florida Forum

A  man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in,
he   glanced  up  and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane.   He  soon realized she was heading straight towards his
seat.   As  fate  would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.

Eager  to  strike  up  a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"

She  turned,  smiled  and  said,  "Business.   I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of Chicago ."

He  swallowed  hard.   Here  was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever  seen  sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.

Struggling  to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer,"  she  responded.   "I  use information that I have
learned  from  my  personal  experiences  to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said.  "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well,    she    explained,   "one   popular   myth   is   that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact
it is the Native American  Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait.

Another  popular  myth  is  that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when   actually  it  is  the  men of Jewish descent who are the
best.

I  have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly  the  woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm   sorry,"  she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all
of this with you.  I  don't  even know your name."

"Tonto,"  the man said,"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

lol! i've actually never heard this one.

heard it, but cute!