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Title: "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Post by: WickedBanshee on August 17, 2006, 05:49:42 PM
I THINK YOU"RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS !!



A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh my gosh, are you the stripper from my Bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?!?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's Math teacher."


 >:D >:D


Title: Re: "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Post by: ananomaly on August 17, 2006, 06:53:56 PM
 :'(


Title: Re: "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Post by: dnigels on August 24, 2006, 09:28:59 PM
Outstanding!


Title: "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Post by: MuddyGirlatTheHump on September 15, 2006, 11:28:59 AM
OMG


Title: Re: "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Post by: WARRIOR350 on September 16, 2006, 09:38:37 PM
WOW! :o


Title: Re: "I think you're the father of one of my kids"
Post by: Chevy1500z71 on September 16, 2006, 09:43:54 PM
that is asome! lol