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I was just informed that it's time to be affraid again.

The Brits issued a security alert...(The Brits, the same guy's who shot an electrician in the tubes for being a terrorist, only he wasn't a terrorist. Yeah, the same guys that said Saddam had WMD's)


What level are we at, I'm hearing conflicting reports. RED OR ORANGE?

yes im confused to,i think britan is at the top of their warning levels(red i think) and i think the us is orange

Pretty sure we went from orange, and now we're at red.

Our Airports are on orange in the US, and anyone going overseas/UK is Red.

It's just the Airports I do bevieve.

Well, I'm not gonna take any chances.

I'm gonna take the lawn furniture off the deck and put it in the pool.

also put the pool in the shed

You may want to roll up the slip -n- slide as well.

Make sure to clean out you underware drawer :o

In response to the elevated threat, I have put on all my riding gear including but not limited to the following: helmet, boots, pants, jersey, goggles and gloves. 

Youssse guys are toooooo funny. :Clap.gif

I have collected as many roaches as I could, its my understanding they are one of the few animals that can survive a thermonuculear explosion. So I figure if I hang out with them I should be safe ;)

They have released several names of people who are responsible for this.  Please keep a look out for the following people:

Izheet Midrawers
Hoos Bin Pharteen
Ibin Pharteen
Miball Zes Hari
Ineeta Hummer
Hieed Da Salami
Shaiv Hirbush

                                                                                                                                   Elevator threat? I'm taking the stairs.

wow, hard to believe they would be Islamists ???That was some tough police work ???

"People PLEASE! Remain calm! There is plenty enough duct tape and visqueen for everyone. Not to mention the fact, that I've made a lovely ambrosia!"

ambrosia?did you say ambrosia?? Your just my little hercules..hercules, hercules,hercules!!!

I think some of these questionable names frequent this website....

Izheet Midrawers=Brett711
Hoos Bin Pharteen=Da_mtg_man
Ibin Pharteen=BigDaddy
Miball Zes Hari=Bushwacker
Ineeta Hummer=SwampRat
Hieed Da Salami=JoeDirt
Shaiv Hirbush=QT314
Oksheez Mi Nipple=PureLogic

Suzi, I can't take it, my side is huting from laughter :Clap.gif :Clap.gif :Clap.gif

I think the ambrosia will go well with the delicious bass I just caught.

This is one of the best threads in awhile. funny stuff.

homeland security is not a laughing matter. no one is asking anyone to be scared. just aware. what the brits did today was prevent another major terrorist attack on our people and theirs. laugh and joke all you want.fortunately our government(whos job is to protect us from enemies both foriegn and domestic) takes this stuff more seriously than you. as far as the electrician being shot accidentally, war is not pretty. i just wonder if you posted when fellow americans were being burned and dragged in the streets. or if you posted when nick bergs head was severed orn if you posted when paul johnson was beheaded. just wondering because im new here and i dont know anyone.......

Thanks for the buzz kill.  Of course this is no laughing matter, I take these things very seriously.  Thats why I have wrapped myself in bubble wrap. 

lighten up man, We all are making light of this cause last I checked this wasnt the FOX NEWS CHANNEL. Its all in good fun .There have been no known al-queda operatives on this website. Thats to say that the known knowns are known, but the known unknowns now that, that could be a different story.
BTW: I  feel im doing my part as a good american by sporting my George Bush underroos. There quite comforterable and double as a chemical suit.

Lighten up sport, just taking the edge off  ::)

I believe UncleRico were just reminding us all not to let our guard down. I don't believe anyone who has posted on this thread believes it is a laughing matter. We are all pretty much family here, so first off welcome to the site, secondly everyone here for the most part will give you the shirt off their back, and I for one do support our troops.

You guys are hysterical! I am flying out to Puerto Rico tomorrow AM. I will keep my eyes peeled for Arabs eating empanemas prior to flight.

watch for the ones with a fresh chicarone, grease fingers are the first sign of an extremist.

i amvery lightened up. fox news is a legitamate news channel just like cnn,cbs,abc,nbc, etc. why that comment and what did it mean? look i came here for off road talk....... but if politics is your pleasure(it is mine) then i will engage.

EZ Dirt,  :T

I dont believe this was meant to be a political debate. It was simply a way to laugh. Dont take things so seriously on here. And like 05greengrizz said we are like one big family and anyone on here will help you out. So just join in and laugh and joke, but mostly just have fun here.


Oh yeah and this is a freakin hillarious thread. And please beware of the little sheet heads with bottles of liquid with them. I bet the inflight snack gets stopped when a Macgyver style terrorist figures out how to make a bomb out of peanuts, a napkin, a skymall magazine and half a can of coke.

im good really. this site is awsome. and i like the diversity of topics. i harbor no animosity. :-*you are good people!!

yeah, cause Ive only got 30minutes till lock down, thats when the warden says " lights out" so I got to gets my fun time in!!

Look at there, 3rd post is a charm ;)

now, back to the action............

Dirt, we are just having a little fun.  Momma says laughter is the best medicine (in a Forrest Gump voice).

On another note, when I originally read your screen name I thought it was Dirk Diggler, from Boogey Nights.  I guess its getting late and my brain is shutting down.

Ive read that grief is natures strongest aphrodiziac. I dont know if that pertains to this I just figured I throw that out there,

it maynot have meant to be a political thread but starting with the first post especially ,,,it became political. im not going to run this in the ground, its been fun . great site.

So you recommend funerals for picking up chicks as opposed to weddings?

oh yeah man, thats like shootin fish in a bucket

big scrub. now that was funny. peanuts and coke. ;D

Since this thread seems to have taken a more serious turn, I have begun to realize how serious this situation is.  I have now taken my computer under my desk and am typing while in the fetal position.  I have completely wrapped myself in bubble wrap and have shaved my entire body.  This is what the homeland security website has instructed me to do in situations like this.

I think the point that DirtDigger was trying to make was....


Dirt Digger : The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

Uncle Rico: Ooooooh.

Dirt Digger: You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meathooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

KawGirl: Lighten up, Francis.

theres nothing like a shorn scrotum I can assure you!!

sgt hulka does this mean where done for the day?

Watch out  :o I LOVE popping bubble wrap ::)

isnt that like sometype of gitmo death torture

I'm trying to be serious here, and you guys are turning this into some sorta JOKE OFF.


Homeland Security is no laughing matter...."You're doin a helluva a job Brownie"

Aren't you a married woman Kawgirl?

Now that has nothing to do with this thread.....lets not change the subject ::)

monogamy is nothing to kid about!
although a kid usuallly is the results

thanks and dont call me brownie

Actually this is the strongest afro-diziac

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wow, can you say cliipper jam!!!

Milk shot out my nose when that picture popped up!


Funny thing is, I wasn't drinking milk.


FUNNY STUFF MAN.

is that donald rumsfeld?

do another bong hit donny!!!!
hey donny were goin to blue oyster cult tonight wanna come.
don: no im studying the satanic bible, maybe next time .

Thats what my hair would look like if I didnt keep it so short. I wonder if they check that mop when he gets on a plane. SomBch made me think of something, I wonder if bong water is on the list.  ;D

Blue Oyster Cult? "WE NEED MORE COWBELL, GENE"...that's what that Afro is screamin'

http://webfeedcentral.com/2005/01/21/more-cowbell-video/

see now thats out of line , I mean poor Lindsey Lohan is going to bed hungry and your making these sick comments...........

one of the funniest skits ever!

you all still at it? I cant sleep wondering how a damn arabs going to get on my flight to PR with an unrinsed mouth of toothpaste,deoderant caked under the pits,powder all up in his nuts and a tube preperation H squirted in his BUTT! Holy crap if he prders a seven up with lots bubbles and extra ice its over......

if they wont let them have any liquids, youll know if theres an arab on the plane just from the stench .

Im gonna wear all my cammie sh*t with my FBI hat see if anyone steps up!

make sur you shave real good, they might mistake you for an extremist!

viva Puerto Rico! ;) Buenos Nachos till monday!

later hombre, if you get a rental car ,keep an eye on your hubcaps over there

Bushwacker:

Good luck in Puerto Rico! We're all pulling for you.


(For those of you who don't know, Bushwacker has made it to the finals in the Ball Room Dance Finals for Male on Male Salsa dancing)

We're really excited for you! We know how you like to "rock the salsa!"


See ya when you get back Bro!

from what I understand hes got some real stiff competiton down there. Especially that Jesus Quintana, nobody messes w/ the JESUS!!!!

This is some funny stuff.

You and I have to hang out, get drunk, and party it up. We know way too many of the same obscure movie references.

Im a vat of useless knowledge and movie quotes, I think Im a savant.

Just remember to remove your industrial sized tube of KY Jelly from your carry on bags.  Could make for an awkward moment at the security check point.

I think what we are dealing with here are Islamist Nazis, I mean there threatening castration , Donny. I mean lets not split hairs here.

 ;D

I think he said he was going to squeeze it into his butt crack then he will be all ready for the Male on Male Salsa dancing :o

Amateurs.

Eight year olds dude, eight year olds.

I think my post count has nearly double because of this thread.  I thought Bushwacker was going to Puerto Rico for his River Dancing skills.  Or maybe it was his interpretive dance rendition of Rambo.

The competition:

"The only competition I fear is Bushwacker and his life partner. Those American's really know the forbidden dance. It's like watching animals mate, only it makes my man parts tingle"  - Jesus Quintana

That quote was taken from The Forbidden Dance Monthly July Issue.

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no body touches the Jesus's tender parts with out an invitation.

do you think when the cops arrested these terrorists they said: your over the line smokey! mark it zero or your living in a world of pain!

If I close my eyes, I can picture exactly what the arresting officers said...........



Air Marshall One: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Air Marshall Two: Cat Game? What's the record?
Air Marhsall One : Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Air Marshall Two: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
Terrorist: Sorry about the...
Air Marshall Two: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and passport.
Air Marhall Two: Your passport? Hurry up meow. (2)
Terrorist: Sorry.
Air Marshall Two: Is there something funny here boy?
Terrorist: Oh, no.
Air Marshall Two: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Air Marshall Two: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Terrorist: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Air Marshall Two: Am I saying meow?
Terrorist: I thought...
Air Marshall Two: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) Where's the fire?
Air Marhasll Two. (5) What is so damn funny?
Terrorist: I could have sworn you said meow.
Air Marshall Two: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
Air Marshall Two: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Air Marshall Two: Do you see me eating mice?
Air Marshall Two: You stop laughing right meow! (6)
Terrorist:  Yes sir.
Air Marshall Two: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. (8) It's the law.
Air Marshall Two: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
Air Marshall Two: Meow! (10)

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You sir, have way too much free time on your hands.. For one, posting a movie quote in ever post you make, number two for watching every movie you get the quotes from.

I personally would have gone with The Repeater in the interogation room.

You all are SICK I tell ya...SICK...lol ;D

Ron White  says it best  "there should be 2 levels #1 find the helmet #2 put on the damn helmet...:P