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Title: God Bless America
Post by: WickedBanshee on August 07, 2006, 10:46:56 PM
God Bless America
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
 
our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
 
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
 
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
 

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
 
God Bless America


Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: Southern4x4 on August 08, 2006, 09:17:53 AM
haha god bless america


Title: Re: God Bless America
Post by: MuddyGirlatTheHump on August 17, 2006, 12:36:49 PM
cute