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Title: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: kawGIRL on December 09, 2004, 08:20:34 AM Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try Another cup .. just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it Loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check The Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS!(http://img106.exs.cx/img106/61/XPRTY032.gif) Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: J.D. on December 09, 2004, 08:44:15 AM ;D
Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: Michelle on December 09, 2004, 08:48:09 AM 2 Funny ;DI like the way you bake!
Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: ripraff on December 09, 2004, 08:56:39 AM very funny maybe we are related sounds like my family
Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: kawGIRL on December 09, 2004, 09:02:52 AM Just wait till you taste my "RUM BALLS" ;D
I'm using grain this year :o Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: BIGWORM3699 ( ECP RACING) on December 09, 2004, 09:16:33 AM [smiley=ThumbsUp.gif] [smiley=ThumbsUp.gif]
Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: Michelle on December 09, 2004, 09:32:44 AM Quote Just wait till you taste my "RUM BALLS" ;D I'm using grain this year :o Try this lip smacker out:1 1/4 oz Bacardi Le'moan.. ;D{lemon} 3/4 oz of Peach Schnapps 2 oz of Cranberry Juice Pour over ice and shake that mofo w/all ur might Strain into Shot glass. And BAM you got yourself one heck of a night cap ;D Name of drink NOT proper for the site ;D ;D Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: Bigwilly on December 09, 2004, 01:36:01 PM Thats to funny !
Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: Hollywood on December 09, 2004, 10:15:49 PM Quote Try this lip smacker out:1 1/4 oz Bacardi Le'moan.. ;D{lemon} 3/4 oz of Peach Schnapps 2 oz of Cranberry Juice Pour over ice and shake that mofo w/all ur might Strain into Shot glass. And BAM you got yourself one heck of a night cap ;D Name of drink NOT proper for the site ;D ;D Buddy of mine made me one of those a few eeeks ago. Pretty good stuff! Title: Re: My famous Recipe fer Cookies... Post by: Moose on December 09, 2004, 11:36:56 PM Funny, I'll have to try that.
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