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Title: Jesus is watching Post by: Chuck_Norris on June 06, 2006, 03:12:35 PM A burglar broke in to a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables.
as he picked up a cd player and placed it in his bag, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying"Jesus is watching you." The Burglar Nearly Jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight of and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, He shook his head, and promised himself a vacation after the next big score, He clicked on his light again and began searching for more valuable Just as he pullled the stereo out and began disconnecting the wires, clear as a bell he hear "Jesus is Watching You" Freaked out he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot, The burglar asked, did you say that? Yep the parrot confessed, the he sqwauked"I am just trying to warn you." The Burglar in a relaxed stae said "warn me huh? " Who in the world are you? Moses the bird replied. Moses? the burglar laughed, what kind of people would name a bird Moses? The Parrot replied" The same people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus." Title: Re: Jesus is watching Post by: LakeMaryKid on June 06, 2006, 03:37:47 PM Thats good stuff bill ;)
Title: Re: Jesus is watching Post by: Southern4x4 on June 06, 2006, 04:52:52 PM hahahaha lol good one
Title: Re: Jesus is watching Post by: Fox17 on June 06, 2006, 06:45:30 PM LOL!!! 2:L 2:L
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