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Title: When Girls Drink too much !! Post by: Loven It on June 02, 2006, 10:56:06 AM I got this in an email and thought some of the ladies on here would get a kick out of it. I think we can all say we have experienced at least one of these moments ;D
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTTWHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLYBELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOOMUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUSTLEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHENFLOOR (or the mop?) 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'REHAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. Title: Re: When Girls Drink too much !! Post by: TurboBanshee_kid on June 02, 2006, 11:13:01 AM # 5 and 11 are so ture every party that i have been to that has happend! LOL
Title: Re: When Girls Drink too much !! Post by: strtrcr06 on June 16, 2006, 04:47:43 PM Aren't you a guy? But whatever I'm in here to.
Title: Re: When Girls Drink too much !! Post by: cheropride on July 12, 2006, 04:15:59 PM Too funny, but so true. ;D
But I have to disagree w/#11, it worse the toilet seat is up and you about fall in.... lol That's why it's better to drink in the woods.....no toilet seats.... Title: Re: When Girls Drink too much !! Post by: JuniorMudder on May 07, 2007, 02:05:59 PM I got this in an email and thought some of the ladies on here would get a kick out of it. I think we can all say we have experienced at least one of these moments ;D WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTTWHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLYBELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOOMUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONGPLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUSTLEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHENFLOOR (or the mop?) 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'REHAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. This is the funniest thing I have ever read and so true Title: Re: When Girls Drink too much !! Post by: SteFnEric on June 24, 2007, 07:29:03 AM soo true on the shoes!!
that's why i'm always barefoot when i drink |