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Title: cowboy
Post by: Mudneck on April 24, 2006, 10:45:44 AM
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.



As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like
this?



The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff .. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor
home with her. So I did.


We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt
... so I did.


Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ... so I
did.


Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts ...
so   I did.


Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,
"Now go to town cowboy... ".


And here I am.


Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist.


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: svtbolt04 on April 24, 2006, 11:40:56 AM
Too bad its spelled blonde



Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: Mudneck on April 24, 2006, 02:29:05 PM
Too bad its spelled blonde

IT IS NOW GET OFF THE GIRLY SITE!  LOL



Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: Bigscrb15 on April 24, 2006, 03:35:43 PM
the first blond isnt fixed, lol


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: Mudneck on April 24, 2006, 04:40:14 PM
the first blond isnt fixed, lol

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming

Your an ASH!


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: susieblazer on April 24, 2006, 07:00:45 PM


  check the funkenwagonal.............it is spelled blonde...................


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: renmus on April 24, 2006, 08:26:58 PM
That is much funnier now that you have spelt BLONDE correctly.


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: kawGIRL on April 25, 2006, 11:06:02 AM
Give him a break ......he is BLONDE!  (http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3951/24392jv.gif)


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: renmus on April 25, 2006, 12:57:32 PM
Can you post a picture of that blonde cowboy?


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: kawGIRL on April 25, 2006, 02:05:29 PM
 ;D

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Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: renmus on April 25, 2006, 03:01:13 PM
That does not look like a naked cowboy to me.  ???  Guess I will have to remember it is a FAMILY forum.


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: kawGIRL on April 25, 2006, 03:12:02 PM
Just think about it...He is naked under those clothes  :P


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: bluesman on April 25, 2006, 03:49:46 PM
YEA BUT WHAT DID THE REDHEAD LOOK LIKE??? ANY PICS? LOL >:D


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: kawGIRL on April 25, 2006, 04:13:02 PM
Bluesman you want a visual of EVERYTHING!  :P


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: Bigscrb15 on April 25, 2006, 06:38:34 PM
here is a pic of the blonde cowboy

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Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: susieblazer on April 25, 2006, 07:13:18 PM
hmmmmmmmmmm looks like the late 60's or early 80's...heheheh


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: Mudneck on April 25, 2006, 07:46:12 PM
here is a pic of the blonde cowboy

EASY THERE BIG SCRUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB heres one of you!

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Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: Bigscrb15 on April 25, 2006, 08:39:24 PM
here is a pic of the blonde cowboy

EASY THERE BIG SCRUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB heres one of you!

good thing you didn't get me the next day. I was just wearing my leather chaps on the bike, and nothing else!


Title: Re: cowboy
Post by: renmus on April 25, 2006, 09:22:34 PM
No.  Now that is just not right.   :o