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Title: hotel bill Post by: dreth on April 20, 2006, 06:58:52 AM Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this...
> A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. > After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to > continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice > hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours >and then get back on the road. > When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk ; hands them a > bill for $350.00. > The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He > tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00. > When the clerk tells him $350.00 is the standard rate, the man > insists on speaking to the Manager. > The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the > hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that > were available for the husband and wife to use. > "But we didn't use them," the man complains. > "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He > goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for > which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York , >Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says. > "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again. > "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. > No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! , the man replies, "But > we didn't use it!" > The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. > He writes a check and gives it to the Manager. > The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. > "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50.00." > "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping > with my wife." > "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager. > Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have. Title: Re: hotel bill Post by: Southern4x4 on April 20, 2006, 07:58:14 AM lmfao :D
Title: Re: hotel bill Post by: Honda328i on April 20, 2006, 08:10:28 AM ;D heh heh :R
Title: Re: hotel bill Post by: Ida_Mann on April 20, 2006, 08:15:24 AM I'm so passing this around the office today.
Id@ Title: Re: hotel bill Post by: grizrida660 on May 25, 2006, 01:22:06 PM roflmao!! ahaha there are so many great combacks lmao to bad im too dumb to think of one like that :(
Title: Re: hotel bill Post by: Alba450 on May 27, 2006, 03:11:24 PM LMAO.. :R
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