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Title: Poor Mildred Post by: cd4mud on March 14, 2006, 10:35:58 PM Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over
>the > >recent passing of her husband Earl. She decided that she would end it >all and join him in heaven. Thinking that it would be best to get it >over quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision >to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first >place. > >Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden >on > >someone, she called her doctor's o ffice to inquire as to just exactly >where the heart would be on a woman. > > The doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast". > >Next day Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to >her knee Title: Re: Poor Mildred Post by: MachineDog on March 14, 2006, 11:30:22 PM *almost dies laughing* That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. :-X
Title: Re: Poor Mildred Post by: Honda250ex on March 23, 2006, 10:26:36 PM OOPS :D
Title: Re: Poor Mildred Post by: 2006YFZ450 on March 24, 2006, 07:48:29 AM LMAO............ :L 2:L :R 2:L :L
Title: Re: Poor Mildred Post by: geektrx on March 27, 2006, 02:04:04 PM lol
Bad sight, saggy breasts, or both?? we shall never know Title: Re: Poor Mildred Post by: MOTOCROSS MAVERICK on March 27, 2006, 02:08:56 PM that is funny! lol :D
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