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Title: The Yearly Physical Post by: Brute Force on March 03, 2006, 11:15:16 AM I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 6," I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'1". She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. "Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. Title: Re: The Yearly Physical Post by: gery350 on March 03, 2006, 11:23:00 AM "When I came in here I was tall and slender! were'nt we all................. ;D oh yeah got any leftover proazac, i'll take it. thanks. |