Title: An Obituary I received Post by: bigscrub79 on March 01, 2006, 09:33:41 AM I received the following obituary and felt I should share it with all of you.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing. Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: dreth on March 01, 2006, 01:25:05 PM i like it ;)
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: 05greengriz on March 01, 2006, 01:35:01 PM So true, thanks for sharing that one Scrub :ThumbsUp.gif
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: Moose on March 01, 2006, 01:47:50 PM AMEN :ThumbsUp.gif
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: Metalcore4x4 on March 01, 2006, 02:12:39 PM And i thought i was the only one who realized he was gone :ThumbsUp.gif
more people should read this Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: gery350 on March 01, 2006, 02:26:55 PM its a shame but true. he will be missed.
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: FishaHallic on March 01, 2006, 04:13:10 PM churches became businesses; I agree with that.
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: Sweet Z on March 01, 2006, 07:33:15 PM He was a good man. He will be missed
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: SWAMP_DONKEY on March 01, 2006, 07:45:08 PM love it!!
Title: Re: An Obituary I received Post by: 400 big bear on March 02, 2006, 07:40:15 PM so very true
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