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Title: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Toomey on February 24, 2006, 08:42:52 PM It seems to me that just in the last month, maybe 2, there's been all this Chuck Norris craze. Alot of the forums that I go on, out of nowhere, someone says "Yeah that Banshee's fast, but Chuck Norris is faster. And he can drink a beer and watch TV while flying past that bike." So how come all of a sudden the Chuck craze?
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Hoosier Daddy on February 24, 2006, 09:09:09 PM no i think you misunderstood... they arnt talking about the Texas Ranger..
they aare talking about the chuck norris on this site!~ ;) hes the man! Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: kfx400rob on February 24, 2006, 09:16:41 PM did you nkow that chuck norris sold his soul to the devel for his rugged good looks and unparralelled martial arts skill, shortly after the transaction chuck norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and got his soul back
lol but i have been seeing alot of chuck norris sh!t too Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Honda250ex on February 24, 2006, 11:05:12 PM whats the big deal about chuck anyway
What kind of quad does he have :-\ Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Miami450R on February 24, 2006, 11:53:51 PM Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits.
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: The Quad FaJa on February 25, 2006, 12:08:00 AM Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits. BatMan is the better then Chuck http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/ Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: superstar on February 25, 2006, 01:29:02 AM whats the big deal about chuck anyway What kind of quad does he have :-\ I dont recall seeing anymore about him than i have anybody else. Last i knew he was sportin an 04 yfz. Bills a super straight shooter and a damn nice guy, dont believe ive ever seen anything negative from or about him. Dont really understand where all of this comes from?? Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: dreth on February 25, 2006, 05:25:21 AM whats the big deal about chuck anyway What kind of quad does he have :-\ I dont recall seeing anymore about him than i have anybody else. Last i knew he was sportin an 04 yfz. Bills a super straight shooter and a d**n nice guy, dont believe ive ever seen anything negative from or about him. Dont really understand where all of this comes from?? me too! dont mess with chuck >:( Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: big-daddy on February 25, 2006, 07:50:34 AM Before you can mess with Chuck, you have to deal with his friends. ;)
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Hoosier Daddy on February 25, 2006, 09:16:43 AM YEAH! GRRRRRRRRR >:(
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Chevy1500z71 on February 25, 2006, 09:51:20 AM lol, ok it has nothing to do with chuck norris on this site
the chuck norris jokes have just been going arund like as in texas ranger chuck Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 11:02:19 AM Chuck is Solid in my book. ;)
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Toomey on February 25, 2006, 11:39:03 AM Chuck is Solid in my book. ;) Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book. ;) Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Quad32x on February 25, 2006, 12:15:03 PM Why so negative my brother ? :dunno.gif
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: big-daddy on February 25, 2006, 12:15:20 PM Chuck is Solid in my book. ;) Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book. ;) Then go play with your barbies... Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: 2006YFZ450 on February 25, 2006, 12:52:33 PM Kids at my school have been talking about Chuck Norris in my Drafting class :-\
It's really gettimg in my nerves.........hahahahaha Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Toomey on February 25, 2006, 03:25:39 PM Chuck is Solid in my book. ;) Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book. ;) As a matter of fact, my Chuck Norris doll killed all my other ones. ??? Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Hoosier Daddy on February 25, 2006, 06:40:07 PM bo knows baseball
chuck knows diesels! Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: kfx400rob on February 25, 2006, 09:02:29 PM Chuck is Solid in my book. ;) Chuck and his jokes are getting old in my book. ;) chuck norris would roundhouse kick you in the face for that no one !@#$s with chuck!!!!!!! Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: o4250 on February 26, 2006, 04:12:35 PM Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Toomey on February 26, 2006, 04:50:21 PM Yeah, well I know it's not butter. :X
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Chuck_Norris on February 26, 2006, 07:01:37 PM Last i knew he was sportin an 04 yfz. Bills a super straight shooter and a d**n nice guy, dont believe ive ever seen anything negative from or about him. Dont really understand where all of this comes from?? me too! dont mess with chuck >:( Before you can mess with Chuck, you have to deal with his friends. ;) YEAH! GRRRRRRRRR >:( Chuck is Solid in my book. ;) I'll have a check in the mail for all of you. ;) In all serious though If someone had a problem with me I am certain that amongst men we could work or race things out. special thanks to all of ya Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Hoosier Daddy on February 27, 2006, 07:14:50 AM ALL HAIL CHUCK!! ALL HAIL CHUCK!!! (chant chant chant)
:bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Bigscrb15 on February 27, 2006, 09:55:57 AM I think I just heard on the radio that Chuck Norris will be on US 103.5 tomorrow. I don't know why but they said they will be talking to him.
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Anoriginal on March 01, 2006, 08:35:20 AM Chuck norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with lactose's Sh*t.
Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: gery350 on March 01, 2006, 08:51:52 AM Chuck norris isn't lactose intolerant. He just refuses to put up with lactose's Sh*t. lol. ;D Title: Re: Why Chuck all of a sudden...? Post by: Thrasher on March 02, 2006, 05:06:55 PM Chuck Norris seems to be popular in World of Warcraft these days as well.
----- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The quickest way to a Man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies _the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list. |