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Title: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: kawGIRL on February 15, 2006, 10:32:35 AM
By Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over .... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's ... AND 60's ... and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!! Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.  Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?"  She doesn't care what you think.  :dunno.gif

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.  She does something she wants to do.  And, it's usually something more interesting. (http://zrxoa.org/forums//images/smilies/ytrap_burnout.gif)

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.  Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. (http://zrxoa.org/forums//images/smilies/headbang.gif)

Women over 40 are dignified.  They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.   Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.  (http://zrxoa.org/forums//images/smilies/2gunsfiring_v1.gif) (http://zrxoa.org/forums//images/smilies/snipersmilie.gif)

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.  They know what it's like to be unappreciated.  A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.  A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.  Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.  :hotty2.gif

Women get psychic as they age.  You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.   ;)

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick.  This is not true of younger women.  Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.  They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.  :Y

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.  For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.  :ouch.gif

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Now 80% of women are against marriage, why?  Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. (http://zrxoa.org/forums//images/smilies/pokeit.gif)


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: Patricia Pearce on February 15, 2006, 11:36:38 AM
 Wait till you get almost 50!! You can double all of that!!
Patti P :) :)


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: renmus on February 15, 2006, 12:54:54 PM
Sausage comes in many forms.  Bulk, link, mild, medium and hot.  That at least keeps it interesting.  Thanks for ANOTHER good one Suz.


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: qt314nfla on February 15, 2006, 07:11:47 PM
Suz- I i'm under the 40 mark still but those words are so true.  That was good.  Thanks.


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: Want2Ride2 on February 16, 2006, 03:13:14 PM
I'm under 40 also and that was pretty good, and its true


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: susieblazer on February 18, 2006, 01:32:00 PM
funny stuff i saw the actual show on this topic....................and so true  .................we don't need to use mind games.............................


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: ILoveToRide on February 21, 2006, 09:33:48 PM
So Very Very true.


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: cheropride on July 12, 2006, 04:41:17 PM
Again KawGirl, perfect...  My last year of being in my 30's next year big 40 - SO THANK YOU - so true - esp love the part about the sausage.  I bet you would be blast to hang out with, just way too funny....


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: kawGIRL on July 12, 2006, 05:35:16 PM
I'll let you know next time we go S/E  :-X  ;)


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: caospop on July 15, 2007, 07:14:07 PM
SOOO true. Older girls are not about the B.S.


Title: Re: Why Older Chicks Rule
Post by: dynodon on July 20, 2007, 01:34:38 PM
My dad always told me they were better because, they dont yell swell or tell, and they appreciate it like h#ll :-*