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Title: Neighborly Post by: Brute Force on January 24, 2006, 05:14:22 PM After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly,
"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of a$$?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table with his drink and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Georgia, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh a$$ for mah drink." ;D Title: Re: Neighborly Post by: Ida_Mann on January 24, 2006, 08:41:49 PM if only I had a story like this.....
oh wait. Id@ Title: Re: Neighborly Post by: 2006YFZ450 on January 25, 2006, 06:17:45 AM HAHAHA 2:L
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