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Well, after dominating at the FTR QS#4 in Holopaw last weekend, you'd think that Chillin would take a little time off and rest. Not Chillin! He was right back at his training last night. I had the opportunity to train with him and I can tell you that he is in prime form. You other XC racers are in serious trouble!

Here's an example of his training regimen:

Within 45 minutes last night Chillin ate 18 hot wings, one whole basket of fries and downed 8-9 drafts. These drafts were Mich Ultra thus showing his dedication to good carbs verses bad carbs. He is so tough that he didn't even dip his wings in any dressing! I was in awe! I tried to hang with him, but I've got months of training before I can even come close. He only broke wind once at the table and, rather than waste a ton of napkins, sucked the wing sauce from his fingers.  The man, the myth, the legend....Chillin.

Well written, funny stuff!  :D

And I thought people like that were only in the movies!!!!!!

MY HERO  :o  :Clap.gif :Clap.gif :Clap.gif :Clap.gif

Sign me up for the wings and beer training session.

only 18?

were they hooters sized wings or bennigan's sized wings,,,it's makes a difference.

and who needs dressin?

I feel a challenge comin on for you Mr. Chillin ;-)

Id@

Chillen, You are Da Man. Keep making us proud.  :drink.gif

This was all after he ate most of a large jar of mixed nuts on his back porch. I only managed to get one hand full. He's a machine.

I think I need to sit down at a local wing shop with Mr. Chillin for a challenge ;-)

Id@

1st Annual ATVFLORIDA.COM Wing Eating Contest

might as well get used to stuff like that, the way its going it will be illegal to ride in Florida in another year or 2. Gonna have to find something to do.

Im a wuss with hot food so I would lose there, then I don't eat meat off a bone(except ribs) so I would definitely lose the whole thing.

I could handle a wing eating contest. I need to find some HOT hot wings. There is no where around here that makes them too hot.

Dude, Chuck Norris can eat 87 hot wings in three minutes, and beer bong 10 beers in lest than two minutes. He never has to pay for the wings because he just roundhouse kicks the employes's in the face. 8)




Badass.
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Chuck Norris is my beotch, he is mowing my yard right now. Then he'll clean my pool and wash my truck. If he does a good job on his chores I'll let him clean my quad, maybe even sit on it and make motor noises.

Just wait.


Rules of Chuck Norris:
1. Chuck Norris is afraid of no one
2. Chuck Norris is only afraid of Chuck Norris
3. Refer to rule 1

yeah, well Mr. T is gonna be driving me home from work, I made him sit in the parking lot all day and clean my truck with a toothbrush and polish it with a wetnap.

Id@

PFFFT ill eat/drink mine and chillens. >:D

Hey Chillin, Can Troy and I get a piece of that action ????, Now you KNOW your in TROUBLE because these " BIG BOYS" can EAT !!!

    But in all FAIRNESS we will give you a  :Clap.gif For the effort, but you will be :bow.gif :bow.gif :bow.gif after you are done we will still be  :E :drink.gif :lecture.gif. So tell us when your ready  ;D

You got me Don, I dont know if I'm ready for the OPEN class. I do have some OPEN class eaters on my team though.

This sounds like it could be a team challenge.
 What do you say Chillen, I want in on this.
Those of you that have met me  can see that I have no problem packing away some wings. A few pitchers to wash it down is always good too.
This will be a good time.  :ThumbsUp.gif

I think it would be fun to setup a "Group Wing Eating Party" either at hooters or someones house/property. Of course we would need Bernie Little and Hooters to sponsor it.

I want Mike on my team  :lecture.gif

I'm ready to  :box.gif for this prize fight ;-)

Id@

hehe ill take lumsden, nathan and garrett ;D

is there going to be a featherweight division too?  for all the jockey's.....

If this is the training Im in there. I eat wings 2-3 times a week dam I didnt even know i was in top form for the xc racing. I want to thank all on the info but we all know chillins the man. ;)   

Kepp up Da good work CHILLEN  :T

These  men  want  in !  Team LFG.  Git  it  Rags !---------------- 8)

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Chillin definitely has several open class wing eaters on the team with him. I'm talking about guys who can flat out put on a display at a wing table and put the local China Buffett out of business.

this is not going to be a farting contest, it is going to be an eating contest....

"Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers. "

Id@

Hey Matt!  See what happens when an old guy wins a race? the conversation quickly degrades to farts, beer and wings!!

Oh, that's right, I started it.   HA HA HA

Im going train today at lunch.

I don't see much problem with farts beer and wings ;-)

Id@

What  Id@  said. ;)

I agree. Farts are made to be enjoyed and shared by all. Wings are anohter one of God's greatest gifts to mankind.  Throw in beer and you have one holy trinity of true manhood.

like the old saying goes:

why fart it and waste it,
when you can berp it and taste it. ;D