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Title: Dark in here Post by: Brute Force on January 12, 2006, 02:24:15 PM A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here". The man says, "Yes, it is". Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250.00 In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750.00" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy answers, "$1,000.00" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and you will go to confession.." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again, you're in my closet now Title: Re: Dark in here Post by: Southern4x4 on January 12, 2006, 04:19:35 PM omg lol
Title: Re: Dark in here Post by: gery350 on January 12, 2006, 07:54:47 PM good one. and you know its true..............
Title: Re: Dark in here Post by: 2006YFZ450 on January 13, 2006, 08:06:07 PM LOL.... :D
Title: Re: Dark in here Post by: Honda250ex on January 22, 2006, 02:01:23 PM HS ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dark in here Post by: geektrx on January 26, 2006, 06:03:22 PM lmao :D
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