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General => Open Discussion => Topic started by: Brute Force on January 11, 2006, 11:17:47 AM



Title: Fireman
Post by: Brute Force on January 11, 2006, 11:17:47 AM
A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station, when he notices the little girl next door in a little red wagon.
The wagon has tiny ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.
"That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter says with admiration.

"Thanks!" the little girl says.

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, too, I think you could go faster."
 
The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."



Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: Ida_Mann on January 11, 2006, 11:20:56 AM
oh that's just wrong,,,,and hurts.

Id@


Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: Southern4x4 on January 11, 2006, 04:20:18 PM
OUCH


Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: 2006YFZ450 on January 12, 2006, 06:16:57 AM
Ouch! <:(


Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: kfx400rob on January 12, 2006, 09:48:24 AM
wow lol thats just wrong


Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: bigscrub79 on January 12, 2006, 01:27:53 PM
Now thats funny i dont care who you are.  Someone found a useful purpose for a cat. :o


Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: Honda250ex on January 22, 2006, 02:04:16 PM
HA HA HA HAH  :D :D Thats the best one yet


Title: Re: Fireman
Post by: geektrx on January 26, 2006, 06:01:27 PM
good one still laughin