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General => Open Discussion => Topic started by: Da_Mtg_Man on January 04, 2006, 06:42:46 PM



Title: taking a collection
Post by: Da_Mtg_Man on January 04, 2006, 06:42:46 PM
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.
 
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
 
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.
 
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
 
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
 
"About a gallon"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: taking a collection
Post by: Southern4x4 on January 04, 2006, 06:53:10 PM
lol good one


Title: Re: taking a collection
Post by: bigscrub79 on January 04, 2006, 08:41:38 PM
LOL awesome I am gonna steal it from you.


Title: Re: taking a collection
Post by: Chevy1500z71 on January 05, 2006, 09:05:21 AM
lol, nice


Title: Re: taking a collection
Post by: 96 warrior on January 05, 2006, 03:44:32 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: taking a collection
Post by: 2006YFZ450 on January 07, 2006, 09:00:30 PM
LMAO...good one 8)


Title: Re: taking a collection
Post by: Honda250ex on January 22, 2006, 03:01:25 PM
Thats soo funny :D