You a Democrat, Republican, or Southern Repulican?

[Toomey]

 Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
 Here is a little test that will help you decide.
 
 The answer can be found by posing the following question:
 
 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
 Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
 locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
 and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert
 shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
 
 What do you do?
 
 Democrat's Answer:
 
 Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
 
 Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
 
 Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
 
 Could we run away?
 
 What does my wife think?
 
 What about the kids?
 
 Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand?
 
What does the law say about this situation?
 
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
 
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
 
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
 
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
 
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
 
Should I call 9-1-1?
 
Why is this street so deserted?
 
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.
 
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
days and try to come to a consensus.
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:
 
BANG!
 
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Southern Republican's Answer:
 
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....
 
(sounds of reloading).
 
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
 
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
 
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
 
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

[Southern4x4]

lol good one im a southern republican

[440ex]

ive herd betther


 

[Ida_Mann]

I'm a plain ole Republican then,,,one shot is alls I'd need.

Id@

[CPTSMAC]

I must be a Southern Republican.......
nothin like unloadin a clip on one of them Terrorist
LOL

Scott

[klutchbuster400]

guess im a republican, unless he moves again, then im a southern republican

[themensh]

  I consider myself conservative.........with a couple liberal leanings.
  But in the case of the question........"Bang!"....... with a Glock 30, .45 cal.
loaded with  JHP  (no need to waste ammo).

    Chuck

[96 warrior]

no point in leaveing bullets in the magazine

[Chevy1500z71]

guess im a republican, unless he moves again, then im a southern republican

lol, wut he said

[kfx400rob]

lol, im gona have to say...    yea im a southern republican

[devildog55]

anything worth shootin is worth shootin twice

[2 rut]

ill never forget that one

anything worth shootin is worth shootin twice

[2006YFZ450]

LOL

[geektrx]

Republican