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« on: November 23, 2005, 01:16:32 PM »

Thought you guys might enjoy this...

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store
and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display
window?"

The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced
Barbie comes with:

Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends.
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2005, 05:08:47 PM »

lol,lmao
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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2005, 06:13:37 PM »

lol thats another good one...
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2005, 10:44:15 PM »

does anyone find anything wrong with this???   Grin lol jp
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