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Brute Force
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Location: Osteen, FL (Volusia County)
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Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things
Barbie
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November 23, 2005, 01:16:32 PM »
Thought you guys might enjoy this...
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store
and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display
window?"
The salesperson answers, " Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers : "Sir..., "Divorced
Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends.
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Southern4x4
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Location: Homestead
Posts: 2491
Turn off them blinkers to save blinker fluid.
Re: Barbie
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November 23, 2005, 05:08:47 PM »
lol,lmao
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The hyrbid kid
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Location: PARRISH, FL
Posts: 819
LIFE'S SHORT RIDE HARD.
Re: Barbie
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November 25, 2005, 06:13:37 PM »
lol thats another good one...
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03 CRF450EX FULL HOUSER AND AXIS.. HYBRID BABY..
mudmonkey
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Location: Middleburg, FL
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can you keep up??
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November 26, 2005, 10:44:15 PM »
does anyone find anything wrong with this???
lol jp
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