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Southern4x4

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0-200 in 2 seconds

« on: October 29, 2005, 12:34:36 PM »

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
>His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
>for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the
>wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a
>brand new bathroom scale. Funeral arrangements for the husband have
>been set for Saturday.


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Re: 0-200 in 2 seconds

« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2005, 10:18:59 PM »

LMAO..That's a good 1.


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Re: 0-200 in 2 seconds

« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2005, 02:55:33 PM »

OGLMAO!!!


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Re: 0-200 in 2 seconds

« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 02:58:28 PM »

LOL...


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mudmonkey

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can you keep up??

Re: 0-200 in 2 seconds

« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2005, 07:55:15 PM »

and which saturday is that on??


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Re: 0-200 in 2 seconds

« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2005, 02:56:54 PM »

my substitute teacher told me a joke jsut like that


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