Married People

A man and a woman who had never met before, but
were both married to other people, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get
me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for
tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted