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Author Topic: Great Cut Downs (keep it clean)  (Read 18451 times)
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« on: April 19, 2005, 12:36:04 PM »

Lets here them..  Heres mine.

Your breath stinks so bad... I dont know if I should give you a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2005, 12:43:16 PM »

YOUR MAMA SO DUMB SHE GOT CAUGHT STEALING FREE SAMPLES.
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2005, 02:17:08 PM »

Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!
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« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2005, 02:22:21 PM »

If I had a dog with a face like yours... I would shave its butt and make it walk backwards.
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2005, 02:24:56 PM »

lol Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2005, 06:28:26 PM »

You must be a special kind of stupid. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2005, 08:29:41 PM »

Your Moma's so Fat her blood type is Rockey Road.  [smiley=Shocked.gif]
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« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2005, 09:01:39 PM »

Are those your legs............or are you riding a chicken?!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2005, 09:07:19 PM »

Yo mamma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2005, 06:39:57 AM »

Yo mamma is so fat that when she gets in an elevator and pushes the "up" button, instead she goes down.
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« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2005, 07:08:16 AM »

Your mama is so fat that when she fell down and broke her leg, Grease poored out.
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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2005, 07:49:32 AM »

your mama is so fat, she went bungee jumping and landed in hell.

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« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2005, 08:01:43 AM »

Ever heard the saying?
Queer as a $3 bill? Well, here it is
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« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2005, 08:01:55 AM »

Your moma is so poor... I saw her kicking a can down the street and i asked what she was doing? She said.. Im moving
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« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2005, 08:14:24 AM »

You momma so ugly she looks like the south bound of a north bound jackass.
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« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2005, 09:35:57 AM »

Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2005, 10:03:48 AM »

You got a face that would make a train back up and take the dirt road.

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« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2005, 01:33:54 PM »

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Lets here them..  Heres mine.

Your breath stinks so bad... I dont know if I should give you a Tic Tac or toilet paper.

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« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2005, 01:36:16 PM »

Yo momma is so fat, God couldn't even lift her spirits...

Yo momma is so fat, she goes out in high heels and comes back in flip flops.
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« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2005, 02:03:30 PM »

change topic to yo momma jokes?
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« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2005, 02:10:30 PM »

you like your women like you like you pizza, cold, greasy,and left over
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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2005, 04:32:41 PM »

Your village called there missing an IDIOT.
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« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2005, 04:33:13 PM »

Your not the brightest crayon in the box are ya ?
Your not the sharpest knife in thr drawer...
Your not the shartest tool in the shed...
Did your mother ever have any kids that lived...

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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2005, 04:40:47 PM »

I buy you pens,paper,and pencils, Isend you to school and what do you do ? You eat the erasers !!!  Angry
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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2005, 07:48:09 PM »

yo mamma is so fat her ass has it's own zip code

yo mamma is so dumb she tripped over a parked school bus
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