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enniehall
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Location: Naples, FL
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Get busy living or get busy dying!
I HATE MY JOB!!!
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August 15, 2005, 04:45:10 PM »
My Co-Worker sent this today it made me feel better yet slightly uncomfortable...enjoy!
>Subject: I hate my job day
>
>
> >When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
> >
> >
> >
> >On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> >
> >Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
> >
> >and Johnson
> >
> >
> >Be very sure you get this brand.
> >
> >
> >When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
> >
> >
> >the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
>clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
>thermometer.
> >
> >Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
>become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
> >>
> >
> >Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
>small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson
>and Johnson is personally tested."
> >>
> >
> >Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
>not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
> >
> >>
> >HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> >
> >THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
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caospop
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BOOMSHAKAALAAAKAAA
Re: I HATE MY JOB!!!
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August 15, 2005, 06:08:20 PM »
LMAO
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MXRACER86
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New York!!!!!
Re: I HATE MY JOB!!!
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August 25, 2005, 12:57:00 PM »
Hey "enniehall" check your messages!
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MuddyGurl101
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I get more pleasure from 4 strokes than 2!
Re: I HATE MY JOB!!!
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October 03, 2005, 01:24:26 PM »
Haha!
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FORD4X4GIRL
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TRX's Baby Mamma !
Re: I HATE MY JOB!!!
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October 04, 2005, 03:50:44 PM »
OMG ..... We talk about this all the time at work !!!!!
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