Men's section...

[SkyHighT100]

As long as no one uses D's for TH's it's all good

Example: Dat/That, Der/There... etc  

[Bigscrb15]

As long as no one uses D's for TH's it's all good

Example: Dat/That, Der/There... etc  

dat der is da truth.

[SkyHighT100]

LMAO

[high-jacked]

I think after all that, there are going to be a lot of guys on the couch

[gery350]

WHO SAYS AN EDJUMACATION IS IMPORTANT. CHECK THIS OUT:


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.



The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.



The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!!



If you can udernatnsd tihs rdanieg, frworad it!!!

[MuddyGurl101]

That's awesome!

[Chela]

Very interesting...now thats my kind of spelling.  No one would notice a mistake.

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

JOKE






Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.  My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.



NOW LOOK AT THE PICTURE AND THEN READ WHAT FOLLOWS


























































Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

[MuddyGurl101]

That gross.... You know, alot of employers still do that!

[gery350]

I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance.

[MuddyGurl101]

I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance.

After all the posts I read..... I highly doubt that!

[MuddyGurl101]

ladies gotta tell ya. its a mans world. you girls couldnt handle it. imaginw a woman president, we would be declaring war every 28 days. woman just couldnt handle it. like tom hanks said "THERES NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"

Oh and speak for yourself.... I would not declare war, I am against war! You would have a bigger problem with it being violence free. And I know I would make a better president than most of the men that have run!

[BCConviber]

Two things to say... A) Now THAT was funny Muddy!
B) Someone needs to bring that girl to mud, sweat & gears!  

[MuddyGurl101]

Okay

[gery350]

Oh and speak for yourself.... I would not declare war, I am against war! You would have a bigger problem with it being violence free. And I know I would make a better president than most of the men that have run!

you rainbow people are all the same.

[qt314nfla]

I think he meant the girl in the pic he wants to see at msg.  I think Muddygurl is right.  Women are so much less likely to wage war unless absolutely necessary.  That's why men are afraid to vote for them.  Ladies, ever notice that most of the movies men watch are full of violence.  I think they are bored when there's a lack of fighting.  

[MuddyGurl101]

What? Rainbow people? I am not a tree hugger or anything. Unlike Bush, I do not believe in invading countries and ruining people's lifes without a second thought! i am not saying I am not all for it when necessary, I just don't think it solves anything except a grudge or power issues.

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Can't we all just get along

[gery350]

typical woman. getting all emotional.

[MuddyGurl101]

No... out of everyone you should no that speak my mind all the time!  

[MuddyGurl101]

typical woman. getting all emotional.

Wow.... emotional. You are talking to the wrong person! I don't have any girl friends I do not know how to get emotional. I just stand up for what I believe in and speak my mind. (And P.S. I learned that from guys, lol)

[love_to_roost]

Ladies a helpful hint:If youre man isnt getting the fires stoked
just right.Tell him about it,what feels good or doesnt.We are
not all porn stars.Trust if it feels good to a man he will ask for
it you should do the same for youreself.Sorry if my creative
writing skills are not up to par but I never excelled in Engl 101.
Ladies a dating tip:If the guy you are dating doesnt work he
probably wont.If he's a mama boy he always will be.If he has
cheated on you more than once it will happen again.If he ever
hits you walk away.Mcdonalds isnt a good meal 5 days straight
And the best looking man isnt always the best catch.The nice
quiet innocent looking will give you the most freak potential.
My wife told me that ,

[yunt2ride]

I KNOW! i would never hire based on appearance.

I would, Cannot be biased and pretty women needs a job also.

[Eworm]

What? Rainbow people? I am not a tree hugger or anything. Unlike Bush, I do not believe in invading countries and ruining people's lifes without a second thought! i am not saying I am not all for it when necessary, I just don't think it solves anything except a grudge or power issues.

Ruining peoples lives? Huuummmmm.... I dont think the people from Iraq feel that way. Do you?

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Pink Slip


An executive was in quandary.  He had to get rid of
one of his staff.

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or
Jack.  It would be a hard  decision to make, as they
were both equally qualified and both did excellent
work.  He finally decided that in the morning,
whichever one used the water cooler first would have
to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after
partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some
water to take an aspirin and the executive approached
her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but
I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off ? I feel like sh*t today."