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« on: September 20, 2005, 02:30:37 PM »
 

 

       Jesse Jackson, while visiting a primary school class, found himself in
>>> the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The
>>> teacher asks the Rev. Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on
>>> the word "tragedy."
>>>
>>> So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
>>> One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
>>> farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and
>>> knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.?
>>>
>>> "No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an accident."
>>>
>>> A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
>>> drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
>>>
>>> "I'm afraid not," explains the exalted spiritual leader. "That's what we
>>> would call a great loss."
>>>
>>> The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. Rev. Jackson searches
>>> the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a
>>> tragedy?"
>>>
>>> Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet
>>> voice he says: "If a plane carrying the Rev. Jackson were struck by a
>>> missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."
>>>
>>> "Fantastic!" exclaims Jackson, "That's right. And can you tell me why
>>> that would be a tragedy?"
>>>
>>> "Well," says the boy, "because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss,
>>> and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

 
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2005, 02:42:29 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2005, 02:42:42 PM »
LMAO Bow Bow Clapper Clapper Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2005, 03:40:28 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2005, 03:43:59 PM »
You made my day that much better!  Gosh Rolling on the Floor Laughing
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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2005, 04:59:38 PM »
LMAO!!!!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2005, 05:45:43 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2005, 05:50:49 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2005, 05:51:33 PM »
thats funny stuff right there, I don't care who you are...............................................Even if you     ARE    Jesse Jackson......LOL
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2005, 07:19:29 PM »
lol
very funny!   Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2005, 07:42:01 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2005, 07:44:29 PM »
the funny thing is it wouldnt be a tragedy either.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2005, 10:11:17 PM »
ROFL, that's a good one.  what is he the "Reverend" of anyway?
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