Good, Better, Best

[MxRacingChick21]

Good, Better and Best


GOOD
In Richardson, Texas State Trooper was running radar. He had a perfect
spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD!" The officer then found his young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs .

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the TX State Trooper walked
to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are
going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball." He replied,
"Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while
she smiled and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book,
got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her
car.

[bigscrub79]

LMAO gotta love texas

[Da_Mtg_Man]

lol... Thats great.
I'm gonna take my boys out and try the first one. 

[Southern4x4]

lol