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TRX350_On_The_Rack
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Never ask a Drunk!
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August 18, 2005, 11:46:25 AM »
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of romaine lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at
her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped
off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, Because you're ugly.
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gery350
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Re: Never ask a Drunk!
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August 18, 2005, 02:44:10 PM »
good one
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Re: Never ask a Drunk!
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August 18, 2005, 02:56:33 PM »
Thats an old one but still a great one. I love it.
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