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« on: July 25, 2005, 04:08:22 PM » |
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o.k i always enjoy this jokes some of them are funny. i,ll start firts
yo mamma is so fat that she has to get her finger nails done @ macco body shop.
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big-daddy
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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 05:15:39 PM » |
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yo mamma is so fat that she has two zip codes
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I wonder if we can get Cheney to take Obama hunting?
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 08:18:32 PM » |
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yo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family  yo mommas so fat when she went sky diving everyone the moon was fallin  * just made it up* lol |
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Da_Mtg_Man
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2005, 09:32:49 PM » |
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Yo mamma so fat ,when she fell down and broke her leg, Grease poured out.
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FLORIDA MUD RIDER
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Bigscrb15
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« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2005, 09:53:04 AM » |
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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2005, 11:01:07 AM » |
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Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a digital scale and it started flashing "HELP......HELP......HELP"
(no comments lil brother)
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Bigscrb15
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« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2005, 11:50:03 AM » |
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Yo mama is so fat she stepped on a digital scale and it started flashing "HELP......HELP......HELP"
(no comments lil brother)
He asked for it! We went to M.O.S.I(Museam of Science and Industry) about 2 years ago and they had a scale that displayed your weight on Earth, Moon, Mars, Pluto, etc. You just hit the button to see how much you would weigh on another planet. Well we were all taking turns and when it was Josh's turn he got on the scale and it flashed "Help, Help, Help" It was so funny! This is the god's honest truth, I am not lying. |
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."
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« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2005, 08:40:37 PM » |
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yo momma so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
yo momma so fat she got more rolls than the bakery
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« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2005, 10:14:43 PM » |
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yo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and it said 8 6 7 5 3 0 9
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« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2005, 10:17:26 PM » |
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yo mamma so fat she swam in an ocean and a whale jumpped over her and said we are family............even no you are fatter than me
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Da_Mtg_Man
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« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2005, 10:20:46 PM » |
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Yo mamma so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said, "Moving"
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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2005, 09:24:00 AM » |
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Yo mammas so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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klutchbuster400
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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2005, 02:54:25 PM » |
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yo mommas so fat, she dont walk, she rolls. |
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2005, 03:00:49 PM » |
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yo mamma so fat when she walks she causes earthquakes.
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[><]Southern by the grace of God[><]
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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2005, 10:57:36 PM » |
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you're mamma so fat .... the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!
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99 Foreman w/ 27in Outlaws,Detroit locker/unlocker, disc brake conversion,skid plates,snorkle
Oh yeah and my dad (Da_Mtg_Man) is the coolest
98% of the teenage population will try or does smoke pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature. ~MUD~
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2005, 03:17:19 AM » |
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your momma's so fat when her beeper goes off ppl think she's backing up.
your momma's so fat when she goes to the movie she sits next to everyone.
your momma's so fas she had to iron her pants on the driveway....
enjoy i'll be back w/ more. didn't want to spoil you all in one bout.
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cd4mud
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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2005, 10:24:05 AM » |
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yo mamma so FAT! they had to install a 6" lift on the driveside of her car to level it out.
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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2005, 12:02:22 PM » |
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yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family
ummm sorry dude, already said it |
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klutchbuster400
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2005, 03:54:54 PM » |
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lol no prob, but ill have 2 talk about your momma 4 that one lol. yo mommas so fat she has every bakery on speed dial |
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« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2005, 01:04:41 AM » |
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what?  yo mommas so fat that when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider |
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