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cr500pro
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 22, 2013, 02:02:14 PM »
ur opinion that im a peace of crap,is just that ur opinion every A-hole has 1,but this is a true fact n will remain a fact for ur entire life...u gotta get up to work every day,count ur pennys just2 survive & live long enough to hopefully get ur retirements checks,& even then u will still have 2 count ur pennys,cuse u will live on a fixed income till ur root.,,my suggestion is get a thin rope put it around ur neck,pick a tree and end it all now.n save urself from a crappy life.
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 22, 2013, 02:51:54 PM »
I would rather be homeless and white before being a cuban billionaire. And I love what I do for a living. White folks are getting tired of sorry f*ckers like you. When we finally rise up people like you will be running scared.
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 22, 2013, 08:15:52 PM »
I swear CR is Fishallic!
Too many similarities.
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 23, 2013, 10:52:47 AM »
white folks arent gonna do crap in the future,white americans r cowards,,besides between the blacks n all the hispanics,whites r the minority now in ur own country haha,what a slap in the face.
.we allready have a black president i think is awesome
.and in the future u will see a latino,possibly a cuban as president,hopefully a black cuban,thats turns all u white cowards into slaves
.......so u rather be poor then a rich cuban hahaha what BS pal..u have no idea how gooodddddddd money makes life,well u will never know it,u will be too busy working till ur 6ft under and forgotten in 30days.haha
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 23, 2013, 11:14:44 AM »
Quote from: cr500pro on August 23, 2013, 10:52:47 AM
white folks arent gonna do crap in the future,white americans r cowards,,besides between the blacks n all the hispanics,whites r the minority now in ur own country haha,what a slap in the face.
.we allready have a black president i think is awesome
.and in the future u will see a latino,possibly a cuban as president,hopefully a black cuban,thats turns all u white cowards into slaves
.......so u rather be poor then a rich cuban hahaha what BS pal..u have no idea how gooodddddddd money makes life,well u will never know it,u will be too busy working till ur 6ft under and forgotten in 30days.haha
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Quote from: duroc825 on August 22, 2013, 08:15:52 PM
I swear CR is Fishallic!
Too many similarities.
Nah. Dave (Fishahallic) is smarter than this guy. This kid is just a lying, insecure, troll. Nothing more. Fun to mess with.
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bigAl300ex
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 27, 2013, 09:00:40 AM »
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of Gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought about Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck
part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Booby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
“First,” Booby Lee said, “I ain’t gonna kiss her on the lips.” The keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
“Second,” he said, “she must wear a ‘Dale Earnhardt Forever’ T-shirt.” The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Third,” he said, “you can’t never tell no one about this.” The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
“Fourth,” Bobby Lee said, “I want all the children raised Southern Baptist.” Once again it was agreed.
“And last,” Bobby Lee said, “I’ll need another week to come up with the $500.00!”
*Just wanted to "lighten" up this thread. It started out funny and go to serious. Some people need to have a sense of humor in this forum. Been married to my wife for thirteen years, but been together for over twenty-two. She still my best friend and jokes around just as much as I do.*
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 27, 2013, 11:43:23 AM »
My wife said to me: "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
I said "yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
I asked my wife where she'd like to go for our anniversary and she said "take me somewhere I've never been" - so I showed her into the kitchen!
I went to Anoriginal and told him I was looking to get a divorce because my wife hadn't spoken to me in six months. He told me to think it over, "wives like that are hard to get!"
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: “Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor; hence
The child should be in my custody. ” The judge turned to the husband and said: “What do you have to Say in your defense?”
The man sat for a while contemplating…then slowly rose. “Your Honor… If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out…
Whose Pepsi is it….. The machine’s or mine?”
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Re: Married Too Long
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August 30, 2013, 10:45:54 AM »
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but boy can she climb a tree!
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you are reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said "I would like to come back as a cow."
I said "You're obviously not f--king listening."
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Re: Married Too Long
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September 03, 2013, 09:59:09 AM »
I got a gun for my wife...good trade huh?
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Quote from: yfz122 on August 21, 2013, 02:42:45 PM
CRDork must be or is related to bigdaddy
Nope the dumb f**k is not related to me. The only thing that comes close to this low life dripsh!t is when I ate some bad Mexican Food and gave me the runs.
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Re: Married Too Long
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September 08, 2013, 10:51:49 AM »
That's giving him more credit than he deserves!
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September 08, 2013, 09:05:21 PM »
Quote from: big-daddy on September 07, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
Quote from: yfz122 on August 21, 2013, 02:42:45 PM
CRDork must be or is related to bigdaddy
Nope the dumb f**k is not related to me. The only thing that comes close to this low life dripsh!t is when I ate some bad Mexican Food and gave me the runs.
Hey Ricky! Hope you and yoir family are all doing well!
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Re: Married Too Long
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September 09, 2013, 06:12:35 AM »
All doing good. Jr is 16 years, has a girl friend, driving and play with all my toys. How about you?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3568/goxstcybwmnvzasdybjxjq.mp4
Quote from: Anoriginal on September 08, 2013, 09:05:21 PM
Quote from: big-daddy on September 07, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
Quote from: yfz122 on August 21, 2013, 02:42:45 PM
CRDork must be or is related to bigdaddy
Nope the dumb f**k is not related to me. The only thing that comes close to this low life dripsh!t is when I ate some bad Mexican Food and gave me the runs.
Hey Ricky! Hope you and yoir family are all doing well!
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Quote from: big-daddy on September 09, 2013, 06:12:35 AM
All doing good. Jr is 16 years, has a girl friend, driving and play with all my toys. How about you?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3568/goxstcybwmnvzasdybjxjq.mp4
Quote from: Anoriginal on September 08, 2013, 09:05:21 PM
Quote from: big-daddy on September 07, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
Quote from: yfz122 on August 21, 2013, 02:42:45 PM
CRDork must be or is related to bigdaddy
Nope the dumb f**k is not related to me. The only thing that comes close to this low life dripsh!t is when I ate some bad Mexican Food and gave me the runs.
Hey Ricky! Hope you and yoir family are all doing well!
That is awesome! Glad everyone is doing good. Hard to believe your son is 16. Makes me feel old!
Everyone is good on my end. My son is 5 and juat started kindergarten. Yeah...I'm 43 with a 5 year old. Keeping me young I hope.
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Re: Married Too Long
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September 09, 2013, 08:58:21 AM »
Quote from: Anoriginal on September 09, 2013, 08:56:03 AM
Quote from: big-daddy on September 09, 2013, 06:12:35 AM
All doing good. Jr is 16 years, has a girl friend, driving and play with all my toys. How about you?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3568/goxstcybwmnvzasdybjxjq.mp4
Quote from: Anoriginal on September 08, 2013, 09:05:21 PM
Quote from: big-daddy on September 07, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
Quote from: yfz122 on August 21, 2013, 02:42:45 PM
CRDork must be or is related to bigdaddy
Nope the dumb f**k is not related to me. The only thing that comes close to this low life dripsh!t is when I ate some bad Mexican Food and gave me the runs.
Hey Ricky! Hope you and yoir family are all doing well!
That is awesome! Glad everyone is doing good. Hard to believe your son is 16. Makes me feel old!
Everyone is good on my end. My son is 5 and juat started kindergarten. Yeah...I'm 43 with a 5 year old. Keeping me young I hope.
Matt got you on that one, 47 with a 6 year old.
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Re: Married Too Long
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September 09, 2013, 10:45:41 PM »
Quote from: patches206 on September 09, 2013, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Anoriginal on September 09, 2013, 08:56:03 AM
Quote from: big-daddy on September 09, 2013, 06:12:35 AM
All doing good. Jr is 16 years, has a girl friend, driving and play with all my toys. How about you?
http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/3568/goxstcybwmnvzasdybjxjq.mp4
Quote from: Anoriginal on September 08, 2013, 09:05:21 PM
Quote from: big-daddy on September 07, 2013, 06:18:56 PM
Quote from: yfz122 on August 21, 2013, 02:42:45 PM
CRDork must be or is related to bigdaddy
Nope the dumb f**k is not related to me. The only thing that comes close to this low life dripsh!t is when I ate some bad Mexican Food and gave me the runs.
Hey Ricky! Hope you and yoir family are all doing well!
That is awesome! Glad everyone is doing good. Hard to believe your son is 16. Makes me feel old!
Everyone is good on my end. My son is 5 and juat started kindergarten. Yeah...I'm 43 with a 5 year old. Keeping me young I hope.
Matt got you on that one, 47 with a 6 year old.
Who's the father?
Lol...couldn't resist.
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Re: Married Too Long
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September 10, 2013, 12:21:11 PM »
54 with a 9 year-old.
She's the sparkle in my life, though. She's given me more joy than either of the other two, not that I play favorites or anything.
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38 and always wore a rubber.....
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Not making fun of you guys. I've always known that I am a selfish bastard.
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My wife kicked me out of the house today. She came home and found me measuring myself. I guess she wasn't happy it was only long enough to reach the back of her sister's throat.
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My wife just came in and said, "I don't know if I am coming or going. "I said to her, "Judging by the look on your face, you're going - 'cus when you're coming, you look like a freaking Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle!"
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