This just in....

[FishaHallic]

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno


Before they capped the Gulf oil leak, BP had to test the integrity of the well. Which is the first time “BP” and “integrity” have been used in the same sentence.

The BBC is reporting that Venezuela may have massive oil reserves — even more than Saudi Arabia. We could have invaded closer to home and saved gas getting there.

But to be fair to President Bush, at the time we invaded Iraq, we thought Venezuela was a planet.

[buythisatvstuff]

but under this admin we'll loan them money to sell it to us at a new record high price.

[FishaHallic]

Your party is no joke when it comes to record oil prices 

[digginfool]

Your party is no joke when it comes to record oil prices 

The Republican Party is responsible for record oil prices?  Damn.  I didn't even know the GOP owned any oil wells.  All this time I thought it was the people who own the oil and speculative futures traders that ran the price up.   

[trx#9]

Your party is no joke when it comes to record oil prices  

The Republican Party is responsible for record oil prices?  Damn.  I didn't even know the GOP owned any oil wells.  All this time I thought it was the people who own the oil and speculative futures traders that ran the price up.  

Those speculators seem a little quite now compared to 2000 to 2008, hmmmm.  

[FishaHallic]

Your party is no joke when it comes to record oil prices 

The Republican Party is responsible for record oil prices?  Damn.  I didn't even know the GOP owned any oil wells.  All this time I thought it was the people who own the oil and speculative futures traders that ran the price up.   

That is what you get for thinking!