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« on: January 30, 2010, 08:51:11 PM »

Lets here how you guys finish it?  I'll start.

Why is it people think because they are drunk its ok to do or say whatever they want because they are "drunk"

Why is it when my wife leaves for a week you realize you really don't have friends to help you do things.

Why is it I am even sitting here writting this LOL  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2010, 09:27:16 PM »

Why is the weather always nice on Monday?
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2010, 11:15:53 PM »

Why is the weather always nice on Monday?

It's funny that you say that.  I have absolutely no evidence that it is true but some theories say that all the activity of the work week adds enough heat and moisture into the atmosphere to cause rainy and windy weather on the weekends.  Of course, by mid-day Friday, things are ramping down and the weather settles down just in time for Monday.  Obviously, it's the equivalent of an old-wives tale but there's enough anectdotal evidence to consider it....   Dunno  BTW, who's bass fishing this weekend?  I'm getting up in the morning, loading up on shiners and heading to the Everglades to see what's what.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 12:33:49 AM »

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Let me know how you do in the morning.  I am thinking of bass fishing this afternoon.  I just got finished putting new carpet on the bass boat and replacing the wood on the front deck and floor.  I plan on launching out of Holiday Park but haven't gone fishing since late November, back then the fishing was slow.  BTW, I am gonna have to bust your chops on using shiners......thats cheating.
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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 12:41:23 AM »

Why is it that you talk about something and somebody just change the subject?  Laugh
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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2010, 12:44:56 AM »

Swamper,
Sorry to hijack your thread with my earlier post.

Here's one for you.....why is it that everyone who knows that I drive a pickup truck thinks that I am a moving company?  I swear I have helped 3 different people move into new homes in the past 4 months.
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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2010, 02:23:43 AM »

Swamper,
Sorry to hijack your thread with my earlier post.

Here's one for you.....why is it that everyone who knows that I drive a pickup truck thinks that I am a moving company?  I swear I have helped 3 different people move into new homes in the past 4 months.

LOL it's ok ;-)

I like the Monday theroy too :-)

I have another one ... Why is it when my wife is here I can't touch her in bed without sweating my a$$ off but when she is gone I can't sleep.  My wife leaves for a week and like some crazy little kid I can't sleep.  LOL
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2010, 02:28:32 AM »

LMAO oh boy that came out wrong!  I was talking about when you lay down next to someone and let's say your legs are crossed together, then i get real hot for some reason.  Thought I should clearify ;-)
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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2010, 06:04:06 AM »

No, you got it right.  I'm always telling her to get off me.  She makes me sweat.  Of course, I don't have that problem with my wife though.   Wink   
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2010, 06:05:44 AM »

To a purist, yeah, shiners might be cheating but I'm taking my 11 yo boy with me and we want to catch big fish.  No easier way to do it than shiners!   Wink
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2010, 08:36:16 AM »

Why is it sometimes when I fart my underwear get wet Huh
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2010, 08:45:24 AM »

Why is it sometimes when I fart my underwear get wet Huh

that's a shart LOL
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2010, 05:41:32 PM »

Diggin,

Let me know how you do in the morning.  I am thinking of bass fishing this afternoon.  I just got finished putting new carpet on the bass boat and replacing the wood on the front deck and floor.  I plan on launching out of Holiday Park but haven't gone fishing since late November, back then the fishing was slow.  BTW, I am gonna have to bust your chops on using shiners......thats cheating.

Had a problem with one of the wheels on the trailer so never made it out on the boat but we did hit the canals in the corporate park.  Bass were pretty frisky.  We were using Jones green worms and Berkley root beer w/blue tail worms.  They liked both of them equally.  Jumped one that probably went 4-5 lbs but the rest were around 2.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2010, 07:04:09 PM »

80% Chance of rain this Monday.  Huh
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« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2010, 01:09:43 PM »

Why is it that, when I go out of town...everyone says they see Chillin's truck at my house?
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2010, 02:02:32 PM »

Why is it that everytime I use the restroom facilities at Sunshine TRX#9 occupies the stall next to me, taps his foot, and reaches under the partition?
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2010, 04:00:15 PM »

Why is it that, when I go out of town...everyone says they see Chillin's truck at my house?
just making a deposit Grin
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2010, 04:03:09 PM »

Why is it that my wife thinks its gross when I pee in the shower?
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2010, 04:31:07 PM »

Why is it that my wife thinks its gross when I pee in the shower?

Probably because she is in the shower with you and doesn't enjoy the golden shower!
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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 04:42:04 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 04:57:14 PM »

Why is it when I fart my girlfriend thinks its gross, but when the dogs do it its funny?  Undecided
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« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2010, 05:09:21 PM »

Why is it that my wife thinks its gross when I pee in the shower?

Probably because she is in the shower with you and doesn't enjoy the golden shower!

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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »

Why is it when I fart my girlfriend thinks its gross, but when the dogs do it its funny?  Undecided

When our dog does its no laughing matter... its hard to belive such a little "PFFT" can fill a room, and clear it.
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2010, 05:16:08 PM »

Wht is it people choose to pull out infrount of me when there is no one insight behind me?!?
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2010, 06:36:37 PM »

Why is it that everytime I use the restroom facilities at Sunshine TRX#9 occupies the stall next to me, taps his foot, and reaches under the partition?
Just being neighborly.  Dunno
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