Animal Rights people vs Bikers

do not know if this is true or not, but it sure made me laugh when I saw it on another forum.

Animal Rights Activists vs. Bike club(Funny as hell)
Pennsylvania - ~Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists
Take
"War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally.~
Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside
rural
Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights
activists
going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at
a large
motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported
missing,
were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast
food
restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.
"Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer
of the
protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."
The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist
groups,
"growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at
older
women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual
motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their
wanton
use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact,"
said the
organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of
wearing
leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that
we
disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop."
According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage
1960's
era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons
filled
with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're
murderers" to
passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.
"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I
looked
like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me
to a
tree so they could pee on me all day!"
"I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather
jacket.
And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he
said
was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to
ride on
the back of his motorcycle all day, and not left me off, because his
girl
friend was out of town and I was almost a woman."
Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs
under
duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several
bikers
"farted on their heads."
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to
the
ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the
motorcycle
club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.
"That's preposterous," said on high ranking member of the biker
organizing
committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and
were very
rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to
ruin the
entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What
could
be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all
members of
motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness.
Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be
saying such
nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them
feel
welcome."
When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists
meat,
using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast
food
restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer
declined
to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured
the
organizer.