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shogun323
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« on: October 20, 2008, 12:10:04 PM » |
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Democrat's
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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
How did he get in?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier neighborhood to discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's
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BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'.
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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2008, 12:25:31 PM » |
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Why more political garbage??  |
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2008, 12:26:29 PM » |
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Why not?  Why more political garbage?? |
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shogun323
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2008, 01:36:41 PM » |
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Why more political garbage?? HA. Ya know I didnt even think about that. I try to ignore most of the political threads. |
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trx#9
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2008, 01:58:28 PM » |
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Are you saying that a redneck is a independent?
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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2008, 02:08:46 PM » |
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Are you saying that a redneck is a independent?
Hmmmm..... You answered a question with a question. You must be a democrat!!! LOL!!!!! |
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2008, 02:17:18 PM » |
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You answered a question with a question.
No I didn't.....
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 02:27:02 PM » |
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You answered a question with a question.
No I didn't.....
Pardon me. I should have said you responded with a question. You must be a democrat. |
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trx#9
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2008, 04:26:03 PM » |
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Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck.
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2008, 05:21:56 PM » |
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Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck.
I thought it was funny and true so it wasn't worthless. I'm proud to be a well armed redneck that will fill any a**hole that breaks into my house full of lead to make sure that the piece of s**t don't live to break in anyone else's house ever again!!!!!!!!! |
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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2008, 07:57:06 PM » |
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bahhhhhhhh funny stuff
bang (im a good shot)
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shogun323
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2008, 08:06:51 PM » |
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Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck.
Perhaps you have trouble reading them because I use proper English. Next time try something like: Your post is worthless, you must be a redneck. OR Your posts are worthless, you must be a redneck. |
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2008, 08:21:05 PM » |
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BANG! Then, the job ain't done until I slice off his head and defecate down intruder's neck!
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« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2008, 08:35:44 PM » |
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OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up*
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trx#9
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« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2008, 09:38:45 PM » |
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Your post are worthless, you must be a redneck.
Perhaps you have trouble reading them because I use proper English. Next time try something like: Your post is worthless, you must be a redneck. OR Your posts are worthless, you must be a redneck. You still haven't answered the question, redneck.  Nothing like diverting the question by becoming a manifest, my impetuous friend.  |
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« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2008, 09:44:34 PM » |
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To answer your question, obviously I am not saying rednecks are independants. Clearly you have nothing better to do than troll.  |
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« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2008, 09:55:15 PM » |
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To answer your question, obviously I am not saying rednecks are independants. Clearly you have nothing better to do than troll. How did you get my high school picture from? I was a lot tougher back then....  Shogun, don't get them panties bunched up to tight.  |
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« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2008, 10:08:04 PM » |
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You should know me better. I am not wearing any panties!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2008, 10:28:18 PM » |
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If someone breaks into my house,the only thing left to say is "The body is lying over here Detective" "I dont know how he was"
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2008, 10:35:08 AM » |
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To answer your question, obviously I am not saying rednecks are independants. Clearly you have nothing better to do than troll. LMAO |
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« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2008, 01:15:09 PM » |
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I think it should be a BANG inside of a BANG from the double barreled 12gauge shotgun my daddy has next to his bed... That's how he would solve it. Haha
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« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2008, 01:59:27 PM » |
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OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up*
lmao in that case i hope someone breaks in his house but why is trx9 saying redneck like its a bad thing |
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« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2008, 02:22:55 PM » |
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OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up*
lmao in that case i hope someone breaks in his house but why is trx9 saying redneck like its a bad thing Because I'm black... |
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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2008, 02:31:01 PM » |
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OBAMA:*pulls detenation cord and blows himself and the intruder up*
lmao in that case i hope someone breaks in his house but why is trx9 saying redneck like its a bad thing Because I'm black... Hell, I'm a lesbian black woman born in Mexico with an Asian Mom and a Black Father. |
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« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2008, 04:58:59 PM » |
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If someone breaks into my house,the only thing left to say is "The body is lying over here Detective" "I dont know how he was"
sounds good to me, take care of the problem then ask questions later |
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« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2008, 01:40:33 PM » |
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2008, 02:21:30 PM » |
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