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« on: August 22, 2008, 04:58:22 PM »


The mathematics on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every
night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it
ended up costing him $26,849 per time.   

This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with
a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!   

This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3
million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing,
never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!),
no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her.
All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
 


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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 08:41:44 PM »

Nice!!
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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2008, 05:28:45 AM »

Makes sense to me. I'm filing tomorrow. Grin
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 07:52:22 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2008, 08:42:45 PM »

you gotta admit the #s add up in the end, he is right cause all you guys out there dont really think your woman is with you for love! I have always said it they will be with you as long as its convinient or till the money runs out!, dont get me wrong cause I cant live with them and sure cant live without them! 
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 08:51:53 PM »

I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol.

She's a keeper for sure!
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 09:29:42 PM »

I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol.

She's a keeper for sure!
Sure, we all know you chained her in the basement during that period. Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing
I might have to do that with mine if work doesn't pick up. Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 11:20:09 PM »

I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol.

She's a keeper for sure!
Sure, we all know you chained her in the basement during that period. Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing
I might have to do that with mine if work doesn't pick up. Cheesy

Hey, no problem, I'll loan you the chains I used on my wife. After all, what are friends for?
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 09:31:31 AM »

I have to say, I consider myself one of the lucky ones. My wife's been with me through thick and thin. She's hung in there when we had absolutely nothing, and I do mean nothing. I'm talking, no money for groceries, no a/c, no gas, no shite...lol.

She's a keeper for sure!
Sure, we all know you chained her in the basement during that period. Rolling on the Floor Laughing Rolling on the Floor Laughing
I might have to do that with mine if work doesn't pick up. Cheesy

Hey, no problem, I'll loan you the chains I used on my wife. After all, what are friends for?
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Sweet, I need a muzzle too. Wink
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2008, 11:42:30 AM »

I still use the muzzle on her. I'll send you the address of hte place I ordered her's from.

God I hope she never reads this.
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2008, 11:50:11 AM »

I must admit I was disappointed when I opened this thread  Sad  I was hoping it was about houses so I could chime in with  "that's why I rent my women by the hour"  Cheesy   Oh well.  Huh
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2008, 11:54:01 AM »

I must admit I was disappointed when I opened this thread  Sad  I was hoping it was about houses so I could chime in with  "that's why I rent my women by the hour"  Cheesy   Oh well.  Huh
Hour, what do you do with a hole hour. Dunno Snuggle for 50 minutes after! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2008, 11:55:11 AM »

Hour, what do you do with a hole hour. Dunno Snuggle for 50 minutes after! Roll Eyes


LMAO I think that's the funniest, least offensive thing you've ever posted here.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2008, 11:58:21 AM »

Hour, what do you do with a hole hour. Dunno Snuggle for 50 minutes after! Roll Eyes


LMAO I think that's the funniest, least offensive thing you've ever posted here.
I know, I've been slipping lately. Cheesy
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