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Mudneck
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Spiders
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July 31, 2008, 08:26:15 PM »
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders. Suddenly she just stopped
and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'That's a Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat, saying
'Well, we're not having any of that
Brokeback mountain sh*t in our garden.'
Brings a tear to your eye...doesn't it.
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snowmanzz13
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July 31, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »
lmao thats good! lol
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